Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 602. | Pensevyk (roman_n) | 85.19 | 98% | 2019-01-27 |
| 603. | Son (baby_hanz) | 85.15 | 98% | 2020-02-10 |
| 604. | alldeux (alldeux) | 85.14 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
| 605. | Phoenix (djspookyphoenix) | 85.14 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
| 606. | Appropriate (d0wny) | 85.13 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 607. | Chris (chsanfor) | 84.94 | 98% | 2019-03-15 |
| 608. | Kalihi (kalihi) | 84.93 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 609. | wow (kitzin) | 84.88 | 97% | 2018-11-10 |
| 610. | Jonathan (strobogrammatic) | 84.86 | 95% | 2017-08-11 |
| 611. | Khoa (lackhoa) | 84.83 | 98% | 2017-12-25 |
| 612. | FoTGbigGhost (fotg_reckless) | 84.73 | 99% | 2020-02-13 |
| 613. | Khan Ali (shahkhan) | 84.73 | 98% | 2019-12-29 |
| 614. | Aidan (aidancs) | 84.72 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
| 615. | ivﾠonﾠutube (unreaii) | 84.60 | 96% | 2019-04-20 |
| 616. | Justin (dunklioscious) | 84.56 | 96% | 2019-02-15 |
| 617. | David (dcheng1) | 84.38 | 97% | 2019-06-28 |
| 618. | Kevin (lin6625) | 84.36 | 98% | 2018-06-07 |
| 619. | Skryzskruzzle (jtanhw) | 84.35 | 96% | 2017-11-21 |
| 620. | Chetan (ch374n) | 84.33 | 98% | 2019-09-23 |
| 621. | Stefan (maewen) | 84.32 | 97% | 2018-04-18 |
| 622. | Kris (enemonyow) | 84.30 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
| 623. | Tom (foux) | 84.27 | 97% | 2017-09-22 |
| 624. | Evatar (evatar7) | 84.24 | 96% | 2019-01-04 |
| 625. | Faa (faa7) | 84.23 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
| 626. | Cicada (turtlespeedpls) | 84.20 | 96% | 2018-03-27 |
| 627. | average discord mod (ifeelp... | 84.19 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 628. | tstats[daball] (daball) | 84.05 | 96% | 2018-12-14 |
| 629. | fnrslvr (fnrslvr) | 83.99 | 98% | 2018-08-02 |
| 630. | Stevie (steviestove) | 83.96 | 98% | 2018-09-27 |
| 631. | Meio (meio) | 83.95 | 97% | 2019-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |