I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1429. | Austin (seagullible) | 124.87 | 98% | 2019-01-02 |
| 1430. | Horace (chillee) | 124.86 | 99% | 2018-12-04 |
| 1431. | Racer (bevigilantheiscoming... | 124.84 | 98.7% | 2023-11-17 |
| 1432. | Max (statutory) | 124.82 | 91% | 2017-06-01 |
| 1433. | bruh (erik2405_) | 124.81 | 99% | 2024-04-30 |
| 1434. | Nicole (leenikkif) | 124.78 | 97% | 2024-01-06 |
| 1435. | because... (3agwa_79) | 124.70 | 99% | 2025-06-14 |
| 1436. | dmo (hinjaku_hinjaku) | 124.68 | 99% | 2023-07-03 |
| 1437. | Lance (derpex) | 124.68 | 97% | 2022-08-23 |
| 1438. | Liz (liasokol) | 124.66 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
| 1439. | Sam (sam_889) | 124.64 | 99.3% | 2024-11-08 |
| 1440. | Smurferino (smurfaccount1337) | 124.64 | 89% | 2017-04-21 |
| 1441. | Yuan (lydxlx) | 124.63 | 99.3% | 2024-01-29 |
| 1442. | Edmund (edmundtyw1) | 124.59 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
| 1443. | StallmanWasRight (misterhotel) | 124.59 | 99% | 2019-01-23 |
| 1444. | Bjorn (bjornpc) | 124.58 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
| 1445. | wheeeeeee (limtutu) | 124.56 | 98% | 2019-01-28 |
| 1446. | Ore (orediamond) | 124.53 | 96% | 2021-11-06 |
| 1447. | Nick (nckl) | 124.53 | 100% | 2019-02-26 |
| 1448. | (nonquit44) | 124.53 | 97.8% | 2021-01-31 |
| 1449. | Yicheng (mcgruffy) | 124.52 | 97% | 2017-03-23 |
| 1450. | Abdou (abdou040) | 124.51 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 1451. | Zariski (zariski) | 124.47 | 99.7% | 2024-01-09 |
| 1452. | zackjh (zacharykjh) | 124.46 | 98% | 2024-03-15 |
| 1453. | Victor (dubai03nsr) | 124.45 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 1454. | JLocked (jlocked333) | 124.43 | 98% | 2024-03-21 |
| 1455. | ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ (sebastiuon) | 124.42 | 99% | 2020-01-31 |
| 1456. | Katie (typerkate) | 124.42 | 98% | 2018-12-18 |
| 1457. | Austin (austinpenguin) | 124.41 | 98% | 2021-12-18 |
| 1458. | LyXAsuna (lyxasuna) | 124.40 | 96.4% | 2024-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |