Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5844. | Palish (palish) | 52.48 | 95% | 2020-05-06 |
| 5845. | Ahmed (timeslayer) | 52.46 | 97% | 2020-07-19 |
| 5846. | AD (blastoise13524) | 52.46 | 95% | 2020-08-10 |
| 5847. | zakzook (zakzook) | 52.45 | 95% | 2020-10-29 |
| 5848. | wasja (diamaid) | 52.44 | 95% | 2017-11-19 |
| 5849. | Richard (tbone001) | 52.42 | 95% | 2019-12-05 |
| 5850. | Abhinav (abhinavac) | 52.40 | 95% | 2017-08-16 |
| 5851. | muhammad (moulizax) | 52.39 | 96% | 2017-10-31 |
| 5852. | Tekina (tekina) | 52.38 | 98% | 2020-07-23 |
| 5853. | Steven (nerobot) | 52.38 | 95% | 2019-12-12 |
| 5854. | Simon (albatross_wing) | 52.35 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 5855. | YuzyStalKer (yuzystalker) | 52.34 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
| 5856. | David (insert_good_username) | 52.32 | 94% | 2020-09-13 |
| 5857. | pink (pinkguy109) | 52.29 | 94% | 2020-11-28 |
| 5858. | Sumit (sxsumit) | 52.28 | 96% | 2017-10-27 |
| 5859. | Abdullah (guysnothot) | 52.28 | 95% | 2020-09-03 |
| 5860. | pupu (lilylin520) | 52.27 | 94% | 2019-07-19 |
| 5861. | Royeth (beginneronly) | 52.26 | 94% | 2020-05-20 |
| 5862. | Dan (dgork) | 52.25 | 93% | 2018-03-04 |
| 5863. | Kyle Kenshin (lollilagging) | 52.24 | 95% | 2019-08-02 |
| 5864. | Daniel (stbdang) | 52.24 | 95% | 2017-08-02 |
| 5865. | Manish (manish_joshi) | 52.24 | 94% | 2019-02-24 |
| 5866. | milk (katikat42) | 52.23 | 97% | 2019-06-21 |
| 5867. | Javez (javez) | 52.22 | 95% | 2017-11-19 |
| 5868. | ben (bennyhotsauce) | 52.20 | 94% | 2017-09-21 |
| 5869. | aaron (thereadyset1991) | 52.19 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
| 5870. | dio (what_is_pain) | 52.18 | 96% | 2018-12-18 |
| 5871. | Wiktor (wicker6) | 52.16 | 94% | 2020-12-15 |
| 5872. | Jordan (invictusj) | 52.15 | 94% | 2017-09-03 |
| 5873. | Conrad (conraddrez) | 52.15 | 93% | 2018-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |