Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4484. | Krisjanis (overcastace332) | 64.96 | 97% | 2019-11-09 |
| 4485. | Mighty (min111) | 64.96 | 97% | 2017-07-01 |
| 4486. | Kim (kyoheiikim) | 64.95 | 96% | 2017-08-29 |
| 4487. | Seb (sebni) | 64.94 | 98% | 2020-04-02 |
| 4488. | Manu (manu_uchiha) | 64.94 | 97% | 2020-05-17 |
| 4489. | George (geobro72898) | 64.94 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
| 4490. | Mayday (maydayf) | 64.93 | 94% | 2019-02-08 |
| 4491. | delfan (delfaaan) | 64.93 | 95% | 2018-08-30 |
| 4492. | Nick (nicklong1599) | 64.92 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 4493. | James (james_f) | 64.91 | 97% | 2017-11-05 |
| 4494. | Josephine (yasphine) | 64.91 | 96% | 2019-10-07 |
| 4495. | Susan (susanshu) | 64.91 | 98% | 2018-02-04 |
| 4496. | Austin (raivex21) | 64.90 | 97% | 2018-07-13 |
| 4497. | kumaicho (kumaicho) | 64.90 | 95% | 2019-06-20 |
| 4498. | linkai (linkailul) | 64.89 | 94% | 2020-10-15 |
| 4499. | EroKage (erokage) | 64.89 | 96% | 2018-10-14 |
| 4500. | li (lilya) | 64.88 | 98% | 2019-09-30 |
| 4501. | Jack (jhudson85) | 64.86 | 97% | 2018-04-02 |
| 4502. | oregord (oregord) | 64.86 | 96% | 2017-09-24 |
| 4503. | Turqy (turqyturq) | 64.84 | 96% | 2018-12-11 |
| 4504. | Uemi (uemichan) | 64.83 | 96% | 2020-09-01 |
| 4505. | Dezerving (kunducted) | 64.83 | 97% | 2018-07-01 |
| 4506. | Nasir (nasirkabir) | 64.83 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 4507. | Katherine (doylesgirl73) | 64.81 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 4508. | On (tornadox) | 64.80 | 95% | 2020-09-01 |
| 4509. | Henry (squidhs) | 64.80 | 96% | 2017-11-01 |
| 4510. | Andrew (get_hyped20) | 64.80 | 95% | 2018-01-05 |
| 4511. | N3gativeZero (whatsupbrandon) | 64.79 | 97% | 2019-09-15 |
| 4512. | DARTH TYPER (darthdiesel) | 64.79 | 96% | 2018-12-27 |
| 4513. | brettyoshi (brettyoshi9) | 64.78 | 96% | 2018-03-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |