When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5787. | Speed_Reader (nagy_ssbm) | 94.19 | 96% | 2022-10-24 |
| 5788. | Parag (parag776) | 94.19 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| 5789. | Space Cowboy (booqueefius69... | 94.18 | 98% | 2020-06-08 |
| 5790. | Randhy (randhy456) | 94.18 | 99.1% | 2024-08-06 |
| 5791. | Kimmie (bryan_kimmie) | 94.18 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 5792. | Topac (9topac) | 94.18 | 97.2% | 2025-01-29 |
| 5793. | chevalglass (chevalglass) | 94.17 | 99% | 2023-06-14 |
| 5794. | cellsaga (cellsaga) | 94.17 | 99% | 2019-03-10 |
| 5795. | jayp (phrasez) | 94.17 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 5796. | pluto (carmen_dei) | 94.17 | 96.8% | 2023-12-01 |
| 5797. | Rearia (rearia) | 94.17 | 96% | 2017-07-06 |
| 5798. | Ippo (rxz04) | 94.17 | 97% | 2019-12-07 |
| 5799. | D (dschrad) | 94.17 | 94% | 2016-12-07 |
| 5800. | Andrew (sirhanbo) | 94.16 | 95% | 2025-03-14 |
| 5801. | Balint Mogyorosi (balintgab... | 94.16 | 98% | 2024-04-12 |
| 5802. | bleh (devcappy) | 94.16 | 96% | 2022-07-25 |
| 5803. | Ben (gymrat4000) | 94.15 | 96% | 2024-03-26 |
| 5804. | cipi (mustard4u) | 94.15 | 97% | 2021-12-27 |
| 5805. | Pengu (lilpengu) | 94.15 | 98% | 2025-06-10 |
| 5806. | Wirtual (road_to_100_wpm) | 94.15 | 95% | 2020-01-04 |
| 5807. | Jean (orangedrum) | 94.14 | 99% | 2020-10-23 |
| 5808. | yal (yyal) | 94.14 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
| 5809. | ダル (rex_rex) | 94.13 | 96.1% | 2025-05-06 |
| 5810. | s3Bz (reganisgod) | 94.13 | 99% | 2021-01-01 |
| 5811. | Lil Boat (law3056) | 94.13 | 98% | 2018-04-18 |
| 5812. | gta (asldkfj) | 94.12 | 99% | 2025-05-31 |
| 5813. | dev.cheng (kajjg) | 94.12 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 5814. | Joshua (joshuacresse) | 94.12 | 98.3% | 2021-02-05 |
| 5815. | Chad (chadpalmer2) | 94.12 | 99% | 2017-10-15 |
| 5816. | Ceilingfans (whooosh) | 94.11 | 98% | 2019-07-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |