So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17883. | BananaPie1254TN (bananapie1... | 71.78 | 97% | 2019-08-18 |
| 17884. | ehdl001 (edenhumbert) | 71.78 | 95% | 2023-09-20 |
| 17885. | Jorge (jfgf11) | 71.78 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 17886. | Stoliers (stoliers) | 71.78 | 97% | 2020-05-11 |
| 17887. | Kitty (kittysmith) | 71.78 | 92% | 2015-05-04 |
| 17888. | Jacob (jgonzalez731) | 71.78 | 97% | 2017-04-12 |
| 17889. | ROG Strix Scope II 96% Wire... | 71.77 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 17890. | Daan (macdann6) | 71.77 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 17891. | lodo4ka (lodo4ka) | 71.77 | 98% | 2021-10-03 |
| 17892. | YNW Beans (ynw_beans) | 71.77 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 17893. | RaN (ran2003) | 71.77 | — | 2009-10-23 |
| 17894. | Jason (jasonsupreme) | 71.77 | — | 2010-11-01 |
| 17895. | cassuvita (cassuvita) | 71.77 | 94% | 2012-01-07 |
| 17896. | syd (alohasydney) | 71.76 | 97% | 2018-09-06 |
| 17897. | Cáo đeo Nơ (dautayham) | 71.76 | — | 2010-09-03 |
| 17898. | Kuan-Yu (allankyhou) | 71.76 | — | 2010-11-16 |
| 17899. | Kareem (crashhadback) | 71.75 | 97% | 2016-12-22 |
| 17900. | Myron (deqofficial) | 71.75 | 96% | 2019-07-22 |
| 17901. | John (pantays) | 71.75 | — | 2010-05-27 |
| 17902. | Addie (addiethieves) | 71.75 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 17903. | Fritz (oskar669) | 71.75 | 97% | 2013-01-11 |
| 17904. | tanisha (tanisha17) | 71.75 | 91% | 2016-11-06 |
| 17905. | Tyler (tylerpt) | 71.75 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 17906. | Eric (roller_of_roads) | 71.75 | 95% | 2023-09-09 |
| 17907. | C (cnoteusa) | 71.75 | 93% | 2016-05-17 |
| 17908. | Ross (trickydick6) | 71.75 | 95% | 2018-03-02 |
| 17909. | Barış (epokhe) | 71.75 | 94% | 2015-06-02 |
| 17910. | Kulafo (lilcrest16) | 71.75 | 96% | 2012-05-16 |
| 17911. | meo (meo42) | 71.74 | 95% | 2014-02-05 |
| 17912. | Jade (thanhchuyen) | 71.74 | 98% | 2012-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |