I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9015. | 🚀 (wildreamz) | 92.56 | 100% | 2021-07-29 |
| 9016. | Aric (smokedope2525) | 92.55 | 99% | 2021-05-01 |
| 9017. | George (sellers1234) | 92.55 | 98% | 2022-07-20 |
| 9018. | Velxcity (velxcityyy) | 92.55 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 9019. | Horst III (horstiii) | 92.54 | 98.2% | 2024-02-19 |
| 9020. | thenewbeginning (thenewbegi... | 92.54 | 97.7% | 2024-05-14 |
| 9021. | edgar (bumbleblast) | 92.54 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 9022. | Joe (eoj05) | 92.54 | 97% | 2019-07-02 |
| 9023. | DaCaN (dacan) | 92.54 | 99% | 2024-07-07 |
| 9024. | Calvin Low (benderium_123) | 92.53 | 98.2% | 2025-04-15 |
| 9025. | Owen (od3stroyer) | 92.53 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 9026. | Richard (richyk1) | 92.53 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 9027. | yyhh (yyhh) | 92.51 | 98% | 2025-07-18 |
| 9028. | Goldstone325 (goldstone325) | 92.51 | 98% | 2021-04-24 |
| 9029. | wishiwasalt (wishiwasalt) | 92.51 | 98% | 2025-01-27 |
| 9030. | Jen (jenniferrocks07) | 92.51 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 9031. | Wasan (was_an) | 92.50 | 99% | 2025-07-08 |
| 9032. | lightspeed80 (lightspeed80) | 92.50 | 97.7% | 2024-10-25 |
| 9033. | nothankyou (printerink) | 92.50 | 98.2% | 2024-01-06 |
| 9034. | Brandon (bchung00) | 92.50 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 9035. | Joshua (joshhou) | 92.50 | 98% | 2023-06-02 |
| 9036. | Joe (redlinec) | 92.49 | 100% | 2024-12-09 |
| 9037. | Daniel (calvary_hope) | 92.49 | 99% | 2021-05-07 |
| 9038. | Peter (hamcorporal) | 92.49 | 99% | 2022-09-16 |
| 9039. | David (angels2002) | 92.49 | 98% | 2017-02-11 |
| 9040. | cold (coldmind) | 92.49 | 99% | 2024-06-19 |
| 9041. | ethan (chorboe) | 92.49 | 99% | 2019-02-06 |
| 9042. | Matthew (programmer42) | 92.48 | 99% | 2022-06-02 |
| 9043. | Titus (tarzav) | 92.47 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 9044. | robert (rhong1) | 92.47 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |