Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 13, 2023.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1560. | William (xenosaints) | 107.36 | 97% | 2024-04-22 |
| 1561. | Jehar (rakhunb) | 107.35 | 99% | 2023-07-15 |
| 1562. | autumn_tree (autumn_tree) | 107.34 | 99.3% | 2023-10-25 |
| 1563. | Waterman304 (waterman304) | 107.30 | 97.3% | 2025-03-14 |
| 1564. | caique (caiquelira) | 107.26 | 99.1% | 2024-06-13 |
| 1565. | Scolexis (scolexis) | 107.24 | 96% | 2023-12-06 |
| 1566. | Crystal (crystal_angelo) | 107.24 | 98.4% | 2024-10-12 |
| 1567. | Marcus_Aurelius (marcus_aur... | 107.23 | 98% | 2024-06-07 |
| 1568. | human (usernamestaken) | 107.23 | 99% | 2024-05-15 |
| 1569. | Chowda (chowda) | 107.21 | 95.9% | 2023-08-10 |
| 1570. | na (nanaracer) | 107.19 | 97% | 2024-03-21 |
| 1571. | Can (cazzed) | 107.19 | 97.9% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1572. | Eric (et_sd) | 107.18 | 98.9% | 2024-10-11 |
| 1573. | Satyyyyyyyyy (satyy) | 107.18 | 96% | 2024-07-09 |
| 1574. | itssarcazm (itssarcazm) | 107.12 | 97.9% | 2024-05-16 |
| 1575. | www (aaahrgrhh) | 107.12 | 97.1% | 2023-09-06 |
| 1576. | Jet (lightshade) | 107.11 | 97.6% | 2024-02-16 |
| 1577. | Wesley (wesilii) | 107.11 | 99% | 2025-08-21 |
| 1578. | mclim99 (mclim99) | 107.07 | 99.1% | 2024-02-12 |
| 1579. | Gaspar (gaspimienta) | 107.07 | 98.6% | 2024-01-18 |
| 1580. | Isaac (newton6674) | 107.06 | 99.3% | 2024-01-11 |
| 1581. | (6kg_rat) | 107.06 | 98.6% | 2023-07-16 |
| 1582. | Alex (mellowyellow3) | 107.06 | 98% | 2025-09-14 |
| 1583. | Phil (joot) | 107.06 | 98% | 2024-07-31 |
| 1584. | footstrepsils (footstrepsils) | 107.03 | 97% | 2024-06-26 |
| 1585. | Jessica Hung (jesshung) | 107.02 | 97% | 2025-03-12 |
| 1586. | Johann (slugvibes) | 107.02 | 96% | 2023-09-07 |
| 1587. | John (gakbo) | 107.01 | 97% | 2025-05-24 |
| 1588. | tijs (tijsvan) | 107.00 | 98% | 2023-07-13 |
| 1589. | NeroveX (nf2z47kvvv8c8ns5) | 107.00 | 96% | 2023-05-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |