I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1392. | Eric (chasingfire) | 95.74 | 97.8% | 2024-01-13 |
| 1393. | Guy (ayeitbeguy) | 95.72 | 96% | 2023-05-08 |
| 1394. | deadpool (deadpool__) | 95.69 | 96.9% | 2024-05-21 |
| 1395. | Isaiah (the_night_owl) | 95.67 | 97.7% | 2025-02-15 |
| 1396. | Eron Latif (zancatsan) | 95.65 | 97.2% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1397. | I'm still sticking with Qwe... | 95.65 | 97% | 2024-04-13 |
| 1398. | Gizmic (gizmic) | 95.65 | 98% | 2024-02-09 |
| 1399. | zach (sdatistic) | 95.63 | 94.9% | 2023-12-22 |
| 1400. | AltoidXL (altoidxl) | 95.63 | 95.3% | 2023-11-16 |
| 1401. | fryguy (frenchfryguy) | 95.63 | 96.5% | 2023-08-29 |
| 1402. | Will (kingofpie22) | 95.61 | 97% | 2023-05-06 |
| 1403. | RoyFanIsAFan (roy_fan_is_a_... | 95.58 | 98% | 2025-02-02 |
| 1404. | Crazy Frog (crazyfr0g) | 95.57 | 97.5% | 2023-10-25 |
| 1405. | RIP Tim Wakefield (guywith) | 95.56 | 96.9% | 2024-01-03 |
| 1406. | nomin (nomin1234) | 95.53 | 97.3% | 2024-04-18 |
| 1407. | Big (bigjohn05) | 95.53 | 97.4% | 2024-03-14 |
| 1408. | D (nawheat) | 95.52 | 96.6% | 2023-06-21 |
| 1409. | lightning (lightning_knight) | 95.52 | 94.9% | 2024-12-03 |
| 1410. | Sara (sarasaks) | 95.50 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
| 1411. | Bob (saintvtype) | 95.49 | 96.4% | 2025-06-03 |
| 1412. | Nazmin (naz_1212) | 95.47 | 98.3% | 2025-02-24 |
| 1413. | dotykproboszcza (dotykprobo... | 95.47 | 96.7% | 2023-12-08 |
| 1414. | Anver (twizzzle) | 95.43 | 96.3% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1415. | Nicholas (gucker) | 95.38 | 98% | 2023-08-08 |
| 1416. | Timtom1241 (timtom1241) | 95.38 | 96% | 2024-04-24 |
| 1417. | Alan (aflung) | 95.36 | 98% | 2024-08-02 |
| 1418. | Senhelp (tunnapats) | 95.36 | 96% | 2025-08-18 |
| 1419. | Alfie (plumsauce) | 95.36 | 99% | 2024-11-20 |
| 1420. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 95.35 | 97.6% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1421. | Alien (half_alien) | 95.34 | 98% | 2025-06-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |