If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
—from A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length, a book by Roger Ebert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1976. | asdf (intheoryno) | 128.64 | 98.8% | 2024-06-19 |
| 1977. | wandering (crusherxf) | 128.62 | 98.7% | 2024-04-13 |
| 1978. | meh (isuckbutimtrying) | 128.60 | 98.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 1979. | eg (eg__3) | 128.57 | 100% | 2025-04-18 |
| 1980. | finityslowacc (finityslowacc) | 128.56 | 98% | 2023-06-07 |
| 1981. | 🐸bingus🐸 (dearmr) | 128.55 | 100% | 2021-04-12 |
| 1982. | @zakoshonen (zakoshonen) | 128.54 | 99% | 2020-05-30 |
| 1983. | Davi (davi_v) | 128.51 | 98% | 2018-09-08 |
| 1984. | Yeho (yeho) | 128.51 | 100% | 2020-11-22 |
| 1985. | Andrew (nosingaround) | 128.50 | 100% | 2020-10-23 |
| 1986. | AllCrumpledUp (stableigloo) | 128.49 | 99.5% | 2024-12-05 |
| 1987. | bleys (bleys) | 128.49 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
| 1988. | Omer (om3rrr) | 128.48 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 1989. | Sydney (talkywallaby) | 128.42 | 99.5% | 2025-05-14 |
| 1990. | kenboi (_kenboi) | 128.42 | 99.1% | 2024-11-29 |
| 1991. | Ian (norcla) | 128.42 | 100% | 2018-03-27 |
| 1992. | lightning (lightning_knight) | 128.41 | 97.2% | 2025-04-02 |
| 1993. | Robert (wobert_) | 128.41 | 98% | 2022-03-25 |
| 1994. | İlker (ikesen) | 128.41 | 99% | 2018-12-25 |
| 1995. | Vector (vxshwaraja) | 128.40 | 98% | 2025-02-14 |
| 1996. | KillerK (khanhp4) | 128.39 | 99% | 2022-06-17 |
| 1997. | riel (fatk1d) | 128.38 | 100% | 2025-04-15 |
| 1998. | Todd (jeez560) | 128.38 | 99.1% | 2024-07-03 |
| 1999. | lol (dastuff) | 128.37 | 99% | 2020-08-12 |
| 2000. | mrcrippled (crippledsilky) | 128.37 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
| 2001. | ProfessionalAussieChoker (c... | 128.37 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 2002. | Stan (odeathdragon) | 128.37 | 98% | 2018-04-16 |
| 2003. | maxiepro (maxiepro) | 128.36 | 100% | 2022-12-05 |
| 2004. | Jimmy (user39_on_dvorak) | 128.35 | 99% | 2024-01-26 |
| 2005. | It's Davda ✅👣 (meetdavda) | 128.35 | 99% | 2021-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 46,769 | 90.00 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 148 | 96.12 | December 10, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 89.50 | July 4, 2021 |