I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2432. | yosefxlr8 (vaniix_) | 112.63 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 2433. | Besnik (besnikkabashi) | 112.62 | 97% | 2015-12-29 |
| 2434. | Samuli (st6er) | 112.62 | 98.5% | 2024-03-28 |
| 2435. | R (magyke) | 112.61 | 99.2% | 2023-12-29 |
| 2436. | keeb (keeb1) | 112.61 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
| 2437. | Fish Licker (fishlicker37) | 112.61 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 2438. | cherub (cherub) | 112.61 | 94% | 2017-05-27 |
| 2439. | JoshKeebs (joshdub9707) | 112.60 | 97.5% | 2025-02-25 |
| 2440. | David (random_lee) | 112.60 | 92% | 2016-04-20 |
| 2441. | asd (jl91) | 112.60 | 99% | 2022-10-12 |
| 2442. | Chirag (chirag_2580) | 112.59 | 98.5% | 2024-05-02 |
| 2443. | Vincent (vincentjhny) | 112.58 | 99% | 2019-10-15 |
| 2444. | merebanana (merebanana) | 112.58 | 99% | 2017-06-29 |
| 2445. | dan (flashhook) | 112.56 | 97% | 2017-09-02 |
| 2446. | Bob (bobtehguy) | 112.56 | 99% | 2021-06-07 |
| 2447. | Joseph (trailmix) | 112.55 | 98% | 2015-10-25 |
| 2448. | lightning (lightning_knight) | 112.54 | 96% | 2025-07-10 |
| 2449. | Teh (tehtehteh) | 112.54 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 2450. | totoro (xiangchen) | 112.54 | 98% | 2019-05-30 |
| 2451. | gus (runinbahnxx) | 112.53 | 96% | 2015-05-08 |
| 2452. | Tycho (castlevaniamaniac) | 112.52 | 93% | 2015-10-21 |
| 2453. | Joe (thetypist16) | 112.52 | 98% | 2016-10-01 |
| 2454. | David (namisdavid) | 112.51 | 97% | 2017-05-15 |
| 2455. | haki (hakimitypes) | 112.51 | 98% | 2022-03-18 |
| 2456. | Zakiy (zakiy) | 112.51 | 97% | 2021-10-13 |
| 2457. | Mark (boybawang1) | 112.50 | 99% | 2017-11-19 |
| 2458. | tstats[siriusvega] (siriusv... | 112.50 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 2459. | heeeeey (bottu) | 112.50 | 95% | 2015-05-06 |
| 2460. | Will (dong_lu) | 112.49 | 98% | 2019-10-10 |
| 2461. | (maybenonquit) | 112.48 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |