The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30239. | newbie (abhinav_a) | 51.50 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
| 30240. | Tovic (todave) | 51.50 | 96% | 2022-11-20 |
| 30241. | drop table (sonic0360) | 51.50 | 85% | 2015-05-17 |
| 30242. | Igi (igipeja) | 51.50 | 92% | 2013-09-04 |
| 30243. | Khanh Phi (robert190620) | 51.49 | 93% | 2022-09-04 |
| 30244. | Anders (andersjanmyr) | 51.49 | 94% | 2012-06-17 |
| 30245. | Banana (vadai) | 51.49 | 95% | 2021-10-27 |
| 30246. | john (jpom16) | 51.49 | 96% | 2021-09-05 |
| 30247. | Tom (twjensen) | 51.49 | 91% | 2016-01-21 |
| 30248. | Pacothegreat33 (pacothegrea... | 51.49 | 89% | 2015-08-01 |
| 30249. | Joshua (lord_omega) | 51.49 | — | 2009-01-21 |
| 30250. | tair (sohhab_001) | 51.49 | 91% | 2016-07-05 |
| 30251. | Bob (magnumtrojan) | 51.48 | 93% | 2019-02-25 |
| 30252. | Joe (tso_kai_lo) | 51.48 | 94% | 2021-06-22 |
| 30253. | alan (arc08) | 51.47 | 94% | 2021-06-05 |
| 30254. | Pac (chibipac) | 51.47 | — | 2009-09-17 |
| 30255. | Lidlidlid (lidlidlid) | 51.46 | 85% | 2017-04-18 |
| 30256. | Igor (igormau) | 51.46 | 95% | 2015-09-05 |
| 30257. | Em (ultiottoe) | 51.45 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 30258. | Marilson (marilsongallo) | 51.45 | — | 2009-06-17 |
| 30259. | Zong (evynzx) | 51.45 | 90% | 2013-08-01 |
| 30260. | Justin (justintime21) | 51.44 | — | 2010-06-06 |
| 30261. | Felix (felixman_922) | 51.43 | 94% | 2023-05-23 |
| 30262. | Amrit (amrit21894) | 51.43 | — | 2010-05-09 |
| 30263. | paula (yahoogirl44) | 51.43 | 89% | 2014-01-15 |
| 30264. | GOKU (jaseem786) | 51.43 | 97% | 2017-08-11 |
| 30265. | Nerret (nerr3t) | 51.42 | 87% | 2015-03-13 |
| 30266. | salahaddin (mr3alah) | 51.42 | 89% | 2015-08-13 |
| 30267. | Bappi (rakibbappi) | 51.41 | 90% | 2016-03-22 |
| 30268. | Sirakanya (ozonez) | 51.41 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |