So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2471. | oliver (spou) | 110.59 | 99% | 2021-12-15 |
| 2472. | poog (poog) | 110.57 | 98% | 2022-08-06 |
| 2473. | (ashish_antil248) | 110.57 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 2474. | Paolo (mcnugget25) | 110.56 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 2475. | Erick (smexicle) | 110.56 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 2476. | MourningStar (mourningstar) | 110.56 | 93% | 2013-01-21 |
| 2477. | Andreas (a1v1) | 110.56 | 94% | 2012-06-10 |
| 2478. | Poop (lumenesce) | 110.55 | 98% | 2016-02-21 |
| 2479. | Gaurav (smite) | 110.55 | 95% | 2013-10-17 |
| 2480. | Rico (ricochandraxyz) | 110.55 | 18% | 2016-01-13 |
| 2481. | Anthony (antron92) | 110.55 | 99% | 2012-06-06 |
| 2482. | Daniel (hwangkyomin) | 110.55 | 98% | 2012-11-23 |
| 2483. | sam sulek (sunaisaqt) | 110.54 | 97% | 2023-08-28 |
| 2484. | Exyiaevox (exyia) | 110.54 | 97% | 2015-08-03 |
| 2485. | Ryan (fyyar) | 110.54 | 98% | 2018-08-26 |
| 2486. | Mid (frostmage864) | 110.54 | 98% | 2020-04-04 |
| 2487. | Lydia (lideeuhh) | 110.53 | 95% | 2012-01-06 |
| 2488. | Obito (daviddeng8) | 110.53 | 97% | 2018-09-16 |
| 2489. | Blahblahblah (rbur70x7) | 110.52 | 98% | 2022-11-17 |
| 2490. | Sam (captaineleven) | 110.52 | 97% | 2019-09-28 |
| 2491. | Spencer (sykkennedy) | 110.52 | 90% | 2016-05-20 |
| 2492. | Kappa (isulje22) | 110.51 | 99% | 2021-01-16 |
| 2493. | Rogre (ginnymo) | 110.51 | 99% | 2022-10-11 |
| 2494. | matrix (matrix0) | 110.51 | — | 2010-12-17 |
| 2495. | kee (keeyai) | 110.48 | 95% | 2014-08-14 |
| 2496. | I'm bad at typing (uzumakid... | 110.48 | 99% | 2021-03-17 |
| 2497. | red (redtr) | 110.48 | 95% | 2014-05-09 |
| 2498. | Atilla (blueatillalonny) | 110.48 | 90% | 2014-12-11 |
| 2499. | nereid (nereid) | 110.47 | — | 2011-01-10 |
| 2500. | Manze (manze) | 110.46 | 98% | 2022-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |