And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2631. | PIMP (average) | 123.56 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 2632. | Neodymium (neodytrium) | 123.55 | 99% | 2021-08-09 |
| 2633. | 500 (poppysfeet) | 123.55 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 2634. | Justin (kusa_kusa) | 123.52 | 99% | 2022-07-10 |
| 2635. | John (johnrb) | 123.51 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 2636. | :/ (badtyper5) | 123.51 | 94% | 2017-04-02 |
| 2637. | Jacques (jacquesjacques) | 123.51 | 98% | 2018-11-03 |
| 2638. | allie (admw) | 123.51 | 99% | 2019-07-18 |
| 2639. | Jo3 (eufuu) | 123.50 | 98% | 2021-08-25 |
| 2640. | Michael (someone12135) | 123.50 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
| 2641. | Alex (screensavory) | 123.50 | 97% | 2012-04-16 |
| 2642. | Arigatai (lsdb9742) | 123.49 | 98% | 2020-04-19 |
| 2643. | ehj53 (ehj53) | 123.49 | 100% | 2019-08-29 |
| 2644. | queen 🐝 (dunomunster) | 123.49 | 94% | 2013-05-29 |
| 2645. | Alexis (alexisttnguyen) | 123.48 | 93% | 2017-05-28 |
| 2646. | \ (pyfgcrl) | 123.48 | 99% | 2014-06-14 |
| 2647. | Alfred (office123) | 123.47 | 95% | 2016-10-16 |
| 2648. | Ҝ丨𝓝Ｇ𝕆 (hasnatahmad) | 123.47 | 99% | 2021-10-07 |
| 2649. | Winston (zywinston) | 123.47 | 99% | 2023-05-07 |
| 2650. | Felipe Dvorak (ahura) | 123.47 | 97% | 2015-04-05 |
| 2651. | Lydia (lideeuhh) | 123.47 | 94% | 2012-01-12 |
| 2652. | Kinan (sarkin) | 123.46 | 98% | 2016-05-18 |
| 2653. | Tyler (tylerburz) | 123.45 | 99% | 2020-04-23 |
| 2654. | Nextinka (nextinka) | 123.45 | 99% | 2022-08-25 |
| 2655. | Mitchell (mitchell3514) | 123.45 | 98% | 2019-05-12 |
| 2656. | Chris (suninthesky) | 123.44 | 96% | 2012-05-11 |
| 2657. | Ed (gleam) | 123.44 | 96% | 2012-03-05 |
| 2658. | Charlie (lonelyphoenix7) | 123.43 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 2659. | Jet (lightshade) | 123.43 | 99% | 2022-06-18 |
| 2660. | dexdexdex (dexdexdex) | 123.42 | 98% | 2015-08-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |