So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24999. | [a_fl_1204] (a_fl_1204) | 60.56 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 25000. | Danya (danyamd) | 60.56 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 25001. | Danilo (danilodcm) | 60.56 | 96% | 2014-06-29 |
| 25002. | ajnasz (ajnasz) | 60.56 | 91% | 2011-07-28 |
| 25003. | Shen301 (shen301) | 60.55 | 95% | 2022-04-28 |
| 25004. | ss (sdelinkeroever) | 60.55 | 94% | 2011-12-23 |
| 25005. | Fath (wowie_gr8_typer) | 60.55 | 93% | 2021-08-13 |
| 25006. | Wan (wzul) | 60.55 | — | 2010-09-12 |
| 25007. | Seymur (them1stery) | 60.55 | 94% | 2021-01-06 |
| 25008. | Mohammad (jaffrii) | 60.55 | 98% | 2021-02-06 |
| 25009. | e (hokiehess) | 60.55 | — | 2009-01-09 |
| 25010. | Pranav (pronav) | 60.55 | 96% | 2017-12-20 |
| 25011. | Hari (haricherupalli) | 60.55 | 92% | 2012-04-13 |
| 25012. | Murat (muratozkan) | 60.55 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 25013. | Harish (harishanchu1) | 60.55 | 91% | 2015-10-07 |
| 25014. | Basit (abdul_basit) | 60.55 | 95% | 2017-01-08 |
| 25015. | Liam (liamdasilva) | 60.54 | 93% | 2016-02-28 |
| 25016. | Ducky (duckybutts) | 60.54 | 96% | 2015-12-15 |
| 25017. | alan (pinealan) | 60.54 | 87% | 2013-10-13 |
| 25018. | Amy (amy10) | 60.54 | 95% | 2023-05-31 |
| 25019. | Ethan (bossbell377) | 60.54 | 95% | 2023-01-19 |
| 25020. | Allen (nibblesisanoob) | 60.54 | 92% | 2017-05-20 |
| 25021. | tstats[yikes172] (yikes172) | 60.54 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 25022. | Gregor (g3nzaa) | 60.54 | 93% | 2022-09-02 |
| 25023. | random (myrandomusername) | 60.54 | 95% | 2023-09-29 |
| 25024. | Ray (stradition) | 60.54 | 85% | 2016-06-27 |
| 25025. | sathya (sathya) | 60.54 | — | 2009-01-04 |
| 25026. | Rea (rlst) | 60.54 | 95% | 2015-06-01 |
| 25027. | Imak (nimbo) | 60.54 | 99% | 2011-05-15 |
| 25028. | Jerk (jerkric) | 60.54 | 93% | 2012-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |