And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20280. | Fernanda (nandaguizan) | 78.80 | 91% | 2012-08-19 |
| 20281. | psyche (psycheswirl8) | 78.80 | — | 2009-12-13 |
| 20282. | pwp (fickypw) | 78.80 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 20283. | KA (keshavgrwl96) | 78.80 | 97.4% | 2021-02-14 |
| 20284. | Rohit (ironhide227) | 78.80 | 89% | 2017-04-14 |
| 20285. | Craig (jitterjuicegaming) | 78.80 | 97% | 2022-08-10 |
| 20286. | Al (integralphysics) | 78.79 | 98% | 2017-11-19 |
| 20287. | Paul (paul238) | 78.79 | 98% | 2016-05-18 |
| 20288. | Jack (jackshadow) | 78.79 | 99% | 2021-02-26 |
| 20289. | Shikhar (shikhar_tyagi) | 78.79 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 20290. | rasmus (erasmusmustcome) | 78.79 | 96% | 2018-12-19 |
| 20291. | Brittany (bhunter9) | 78.79 | 96% | 2018-04-09 |
| 20292. | Nitish (nitishnevergiveup) | 78.78 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 20293. | yixuan (ixuan) | 78.78 | 97% | 2021-12-29 |
| 20294. | Nani (karlord) | 78.77 | 95% | 2019-12-15 |
| 20295. | Maxwell (manwhoisnamed) | 78.77 | 97% | 2017-06-26 |
| 20296. | Opponent (opponent) | 78.76 | 96% | 2015-04-07 |
| 20297. | Geoff (tromag) | 78.76 | — | 2009-10-26 |
| 20298. | Vahe (vaheg) | 78.76 | — | 2011-01-04 |
| 20299. | nurav (typernurav) | 78.76 | 97% | 2018-06-23 |
| 20300. | Lord Xenon (lordxenon) | 78.76 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
| 20301. | Gai (rosewolf95) | 78.76 | 97% | 2015-08-13 |
| 20302. | Lexie (lexieabbas) | 78.76 | 96.7% | 2023-07-22 |
| 20303. | Avrick (avmend) | 78.76 | 96% | 2021-11-23 |
| 20304. | Gavin (meizlizard) | 78.75 | 95% | 2016-02-11 |
| 20305. | Denis (1nadequacy) | 78.75 | 99% | 2015-12-14 |
| 20306. | Nehal (nehaldamania) | 78.75 | 97% | 2016-03-15 |
| 20307. | Ahmad (ahmad1997) | 78.75 | 96% | 2014-08-04 |
| 20308. | Phi (faithincode) | 78.75 | 91% | 2016-12-08 |
| 20309. | John (dukescolej) | 78.75 | 95% | 2017-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |