Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4600. | Heide (vnit) | 63.84 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| 4601. | Manish (manishmalaviya) | 63.84 | 98% | 2019-03-06 |
| 4602. | Tareque Hasan (tahsin24) | 63.83 | 95% | 2018-11-18 |
| 4603. | Zhen Ou (wazhen) | 63.83 | 97% | 2018-04-28 |
| 4604. | 61 (longfumoon) | 63.83 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
| 4605. | Nurul (muradpj) | 63.81 | 98% | 2018-05-17 |
| 4606. | Do people have computers in... | 63.80 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
| 4607. | Darryl (fujifiji) | 63.77 | 96% | 2018-02-27 |
| 4608. | Wiener Taco (bwupp84) | 63.77 | 94% | 2019-05-10 |
| 4609. | Elton (eltonferraz) | 63.77 | 97% | 2020-04-09 |
| 4610. | Icy (icyrain) | 63.74 | 95% | 2018-07-05 |
| 4611. | Darwin (dzchan94) | 63.73 | 94% | 2020-10-25 |
| 4612. | Krzysztof (scythonsoul) | 63.73 | 95% | 2019-10-08 |
| 4613. | Mani (mani45) | 63.73 | 98% | 2020-04-27 |
| 4614. | Charles (glass_cannon) | 63.72 | 95% | 2020-08-25 |
| 4615. | Max (maltshuler20) | 63.70 | 97% | 2017-08-27 |
| 4616. | Levi (levi_p3n1s) | 63.68 | 96% | 2019-08-29 |
| 4617. | Kazer (kazer02) | 63.68 | 95% | 2018-08-23 |
| 4618. | Kim Jong-il (a9088391) | 63.68 | 96% | 2019-04-30 |
| 4619. | D4MAGED (d4maged) | 63.66 | 95% | 2017-11-23 |
| 4620. | Pat (james52) | 63.64 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
| 4621. | ALED (elassyo) | 63.64 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
| 4622. | Hugh (gbush2000) | 63.63 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 4623. | Andrey (eyenie) | 63.63 | 98% | 2017-10-31 |
| 4624. | Vishal (vpm911) | 63.62 | 96% | 2019-08-30 |
| 4625. | Felix (felixthefroggo) | 63.59 | 96% | 2019-09-13 |
| 4626. | GinjK (ginjk) | 63.58 | 95% | 2020-04-27 |
| 4627. | dexterj (dexterj) | 63.58 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
| 4628. | Felix (brohlz) | 63.58 | 98% | 2020-01-07 |
| 4629. | Salzd (salzd) | 63.58 | 96% | 2020-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |