So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24895. | Des (destinn) | 60.60 | 96% | 2022-09-07 |
| 24896. | Kelp (klaptep) | 60.60 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 24897. | h (sedlife) | 60.60 | 94% | 2022-04-28 |
| 24898. | asdf (peechzz) | 60.60 | 90% | 2013-09-28 |
| 24899. | shinchin-chan (shinchan) | 60.60 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 24900. | Neil (duttaindranil) | 60.60 | 96% | 2013-09-09 |
| 24901. | sm (phattarawadeem18) | 60.60 | 90% | 2014-11-22 |
| 24902. | Karimk (mkarim2) | 60.60 | 96% | 2019-06-06 |
| 24903. | Elijah (elijahakakobe) | 60.60 | 92% | 2015-12-01 |
| 24904. | Nitesh (onlyboy) | 60.60 | — | 2010-08-26 |
| 24905. | John (baseball9) | 60.60 | 92% | 2015-02-02 |
| 24906. | Andrew (surenintendo) | 60.59 | — | 2011-04-15 |
| 24907. | w (wisatong) | 60.59 | 94% | 2020-04-05 |
| 24908. | Asif (loove) | 60.59 | 96% | 2013-08-19 |
| 24909. | Val (bdieseldorff) | 60.59 | 96% | 2016-04-06 |
| 24910. | Basit (basit_ali) | 60.58 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 24911. | Levi (levi4th) | 60.57 | 94% | 2023-02-01 |
| 24912. | Julie (minngurl) | 60.57 | 97% | 2011-09-28 |
| 24913. | Shirish (shirish369) | 60.57 | 91% | 2012-06-23 |
| 24914. | razvan (razvanel) | 60.57 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 24915. | edgars (oldgnr) | 60.57 | — | 2010-06-27 |
| 24916. | Michael (banelove) | 60.57 | 95% | 2013-07-29 |
| 24917. | [a_fl_1204] (a_fl_1204) | 60.56 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 24918. | Danya (danyamd) | 60.56 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 24919. | Danilo (danilodcm) | 60.56 | 96% | 2014-06-29 |
| 24920. | ajnasz (ajnasz) | 60.56 | 91% | 2011-07-28 |
| 24921. | Shen301 (shen301) | 60.55 | 95% | 2022-04-28 |
| 24922. | ss (sdelinkeroever) | 60.55 | 94% | 2011-12-23 |
| 24923. | Fath (wowie_gr8_typer) | 60.55 | 93% | 2021-08-13 |
| 24924. | Wan (wzul) | 60.55 | — | 2010-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |