So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4988. | James (antrix) | 99.19 | 98% | 2017-04-13 |
| 4989. | Fadosa (fadosa) | 99.18 | 99% | 2023-03-19 |
| 4990. | NNNNNAAATTOO (natoxo) | 99.17 | 97% | 2013-04-01 |
| 4991. | Deniz (usrbin) | 99.17 | 98% | 2018-07-17 |
| 4992. | William (obaws) | 99.17 | 94% | 2015-09-02 |
| 4993. | Marco Q. (corzair) | 99.15 | 97% | 2016-07-06 |
| 4994. | Mary (zmds2004) | 99.15 | 86% | 2014-09-02 |
| 4995. | ceique (yogs) | 99.15 | 92% | 2013-09-04 |
| 4996. | slow is fast (leet_is_legit) | 99.14 | 98% | 2023-01-28 |
| 4997. | Andrew (exhaustfreak) | 99.14 | 98% | 2013-05-16 |
| 4998. | Neko (stanoje) | 99.14 | 97% | 2023-07-04 |
| 4999. | Irfan (magictoast) | 99.14 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| 5000. | imaginary (imaginarypowerunit) | 99.14 | 95% | 2012-12-08 |
| 5001. | pugman (thepugpro) | 99.13 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 5002. | paul (superspys) | 99.13 | 96% | 2015-11-08 |
| 5003. | aaindhu (aaindtharivalan_p) | 99.13 | 98% | 2015-04-27 |
| 5004. | AouiGui (andersgrymer) | 99.12 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
| 5005. | Logan (lrslrsl) | 99.12 | 98% | 2012-07-30 |
| 5006. | Slow мΘşħΞ (letype613) | 99.12 | 95% | 2016-12-01 |
| 5007. | 𓇋𓋴𓆑𓏏𓅪 (infer... | 99.11 | 98% | 2022-03-30 |
| 5008. | Benjamin (tryingtouse10fing... | 99.11 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| 5009. | M (myles_jb) | 99.10 | 98% | 2022-10-23 |
| 5010. | Tsumiki (otakutaco12) | 99.09 | 97% | 2020-01-15 |
| 5011. | T (heyteeee) | 99.09 | 92% | 2016-08-31 |
| 5012. | Seth (smilerk) | 99.09 | 98% | 2016-03-03 |
| 5013. | Ronald (primarch) | 99.09 | 99% | 2021-03-30 |
| 5014. | Guilherme (technobug) | 99.09 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 5015. | Eddie (buttdarts21) | 99.08 | 96% | 2017-01-31 |
| 5016. | YourSlaveMonkey (yourslavem... | 99.08 | 99% | 2012-10-24 |
| 5017. | Mason (captainmom7) | 99.08 | 100% | 2021-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |