So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25322. | (berzerk_) | 59.55 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 25323. | (sarvesh1) | 59.55 | 98% | 2023-06-03 |
| 25324. | (heh44) | 59.55 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 25325. | keith (krazedkat) | 59.55 | — | 2009-12-02 |
| 25326. | (xellos) | 59.55 | — | 2010-01-06 |
| 25327. | (milus2003) | 59.55 | 96% | 2018-08-20 |
| 25328. | (fufi25) | 59.55 | 94% | 2011-05-16 |
| 25329. | xo (xochi1) | 59.54 | 98% | 2023-04-21 |
| 25330. | (itsme_of) | 59.54 | 96% | 2023-06-04 |
| 25331. | (bogo10) | 59.54 | 95% | 2015-05-11 |
| 25332. | kao (biohand2001) | 59.54 | — | 2009-10-16 |
| 25333. | (sumantra) | 59.54 | — | 2010-05-02 |
| 25334. | (ci2016) | 59.53 | 94% | 2021-01-02 |
| 25335. | (jack_hemmings) | 59.53 | 98% | 2019-11-19 |
| 25336. | (vleirs) | 59.53 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 25337. | (antonthechef) | 59.53 | 95% | 2018-05-24 |
| 25338. | (letsgoboyce) | 59.52 | 95% | 2023-07-06 |
| 25339. | (thors) | 59.52 | 95.7% | 2023-06-13 |
| 25340. | daniel beale (dannyb719) | 59.52 | 96% | 2023-01-17 |
| 25341. | (qaqa092000) | 59.52 | 94% | 2012-06-03 |
| 25342. | (hysteria111) | 59.52 | 95% | 2013-12-29 |
| 25343. | (cray) | 59.52 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 25344. | (calculon) | 59.52 | 93% | 2014-01-13 |
| 25345. | (forrest) | 59.51 | — | 2009-02-18 |
| 25346. | Eliah (danishdessert) | 59.51 | 89% | 2014-10-13 |
| 25347. | (sacredpro) | 59.51 | 95% | 2018-05-20 |
| 25348. | (northernabyss) | 59.51 | 92% | 2016-05-09 |
| 25349. | (la4ppzt6hwawd8w) | 59.51 | 94% | 2014-01-13 |
| 25350. | (trantri2087) | 59.51 | 91% | 2014-09-03 |
| 25351. | (undulatus) | 59.51 | 95% | 2011-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |