Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5147. | kingsley (kings350) | 59.40 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 5148. | Tewtadle (tewtadledesktop) | 59.40 | 93% | 2020-10-27 |
| 5149. | Rain (u96e8) | 59.40 | 97% | 2018-03-18 |
| 5150. | Vijay (shere_khan) | 59.39 | 97% | 2020-01-10 |
| 5151. | Kyle (rxngsonfire) | 59.39 | 95% | 2017-10-13 |
| 5152. | Barack (ceo_of_communism) | 59.37 | 94% | 2019-11-03 |
| 5153. | Faqeer Muhammad Farooq (fqm... | 59.37 | 97% | 2018-03-13 |
| 5154. | Jin (ginn273d) | 59.37 | 97% | 2020-02-12 |
| 5155. | ynnej (sakura0607) | 59.35 | 97% | 2018-06-20 |
| 5156. | Alex (rankdankspankurmum) | 59.35 | 97% | 2019-02-12 |
| 5157. | Srihas (blooddena) | 59.34 | 96% | 2019-11-03 |
| 5158. | Borjan (theboko) | 59.34 | 95% | 2020-05-10 |
| 5159. | Chris (kr1zzly) | 59.33 | 95% | 2018-09-09 |
| 5160. | P (chronos_timepiece) | 59.31 | 94% | 2017-08-05 |
| 5161. | John (johnho) | 59.30 | 98% | 2018-02-28 |
| 5162. | Halil (lilko) | 59.29 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 5163. | LesterZap (lesterzap) | 59.28 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
| 5164. | kynght (kd1157) | 59.28 | 95% | 2019-04-29 |
| 5165. | Kiryu (kiryugozi) | 59.28 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 5166. | Gianni (general_patches) | 59.26 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 5167. | ammar (ammarove) | 59.25 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
| 5168. | Hajie (ojdab) | 59.23 | 93% | 2019-03-15 |
| 5169. | Brody (echo3006) | 59.22 | 96% | 2020-08-21 |
| 5170. | Anupam (plaanupam) | 59.22 | 97% | 2019-06-14 |
| 5171. | Phantom (p_lad) | 59.22 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 5172. | 青豆 (aydoo) | 59.21 | 95% | 2019-08-09 |
| 5173. | Steffen (fellroy) | 59.20 | 95% | 2019-07-28 |
| 5174. | ∞ (technolojesus) | 59.18 | 97% | 2019-06-24 |
| 5175. | Joshua (josh254889) | 59.17 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
| 5176. | ⠀ (ksven) | 59.17 | 99% | 2019-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |