The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9738. | mammad (mamdu) | 47.59 | 98% | 2023-05-04 |
| 9739. | Nguyen Ngoc Minh (nminhpg) | 47.59 | 99% | 2012-01-13 |
| 9740. | H (vigilantvillian_colemak) | 47.59 | 90% | 2015-04-05 |
| 9741. | dve (deva222) | 47.59 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 9742. | Sophie (leadtogreenway) | 47.58 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 9743. | Jet (cdfjr4) | 47.58 | 86% | 2014-02-03 |
| 9744. | DIDA (th3_0v3rf10w) | 47.58 | 95% | 2023-01-27 |
| 9745. | khon (tropelet) | 47.58 | — | 2010-03-24 |
| 9746. | Marcel (marcey) | 47.58 | 90% | 2013-08-02 |
| 9747. | Miss 7nan♥ (galaxy00) | 47.57 | 94% | 2012-08-19 |
| 9748. | gunasagar (kunarox) | 47.57 | 93% | 2015-12-21 |
| 9749. | Julien (standstill) | 47.57 | 93% | 2013-06-01 |
| 9750. | Vicky (iamvicky) | 47.57 | 92% | 2013-03-15 |
| 9751. | hideo (hideo) | 47.57 | 96% | 2013-08-28 |
| 9752. | tomathy (tommyinnit) | 47.57 | 95% | 2020-11-23 |
| 9753. | isra7766 (isra7766) | 47.57 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
| 9754. | Abdulrahman (abdo59) | 47.56 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 9755. | quang (lequang89lk) | 47.56 | — | 2009-06-18 |
| 9756. | Pavel i (pavelpov) | 47.56 | 98% | 2016-07-07 |
| 9757. | Shinichi (tamakun) | 47.56 | — | 2009-09-03 |
| 9758. | chander (chanderpal) | 47.55 | 96% | 2013-03-11 |
| 9759. | Shanishetti (shanishetti7) | 47.55 | — | 2010-05-13 |
| 9760. | Alvin (alvinle) | 47.55 | — | 2009-11-28 |
| 9761. | rune (arcanerune) | 47.55 | 97% | 2017-10-07 |
| 9762. | Hisham (drhisham) | 47.54 | 92% | 2015-02-02 |
| 9763. | Caesar (techguru94) | 47.54 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 9764. | ChujuBuju (whatsupgod) | 47.54 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| 9765. | Neris Luke (ruukudesu) | 47.53 | 92% | 2020-10-29 |
| 9766. | Hayrra (hedooxx) | 47.53 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| 9767. | Davis (davis239) | 47.53 | 97% | 2015-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |