Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1094. | 0 (gochoo) | 97.58 | 98% | 2018-11-20 |
| 1095. | roadto120avg (242sonic) | 97.57 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 1096. | Justin (nexoloft) | 97.50 | 97% | 2020-08-13 |
| 1097. | Dixon (wdmuller) | 97.47 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
| 1098. | bad (_dingus) | 97.46 | 98% | 2020-01-24 |
| 1099. | okkonishi (okkonishi) | 97.46 | 99% | 2020-10-15 |
| 1100. | 민호 (minheo) | 97.44 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 1101. | winter (enjjj) | 97.41 | 98% | 2020-04-02 |
| 1102. | AdilDSW (adildsw) | 97.41 | 98% | 2018-05-06 |
| 1103. | lilililpy (lilililpy) | 97.40 | 97% | 2019-07-25 |
| 1104. | Raz (lotanrazlaptop) | 97.40 | 96% | 2020-06-05 |
| 1105. | tom (ixjnkeewnoxx) | 97.39 | 98% | 2017-07-14 |
| 1106. | Aaron (aa88ron02) | 97.38 | 98% | 2020-10-07 |
| 1107. | Carter sucks dick (ivortso) | 97.35 | 97% | 2017-08-04 |
| 1108. | Sean (xanxusgao14) | 97.26 | 98% | 2020-04-08 |
| 1109. | JJ (japie4life) | 97.26 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
| 1110. | ZaTh (zathz) | 97.25 | 97% | 2020-03-29 |
| 1111. | Lent√es (lemoninapie) | 97.25 | 96% | 2020-05-24 |
| 1112. | dexdexdex (dexdexdex) | 97.22 | 97% | 2019-06-05 |
| 1113. | Ryan (wafflus) | 97.19 | 98% | 2018-01-29 |
| 1114. | T (casey_anthony) | 97.19 | 97% | 2019-11-23 |
| 1115. | Min Thaw (min1995) | 97.18 | 98% | 2018-11-07 |
| 1116. | Sam (busiclucho) | 97.15 | 99% | 2019-08-06 |
| 1117. | Andrew (andrew69314) | 97.14 | 99% | 2019-08-22 |
| 1118. | str (sleepallday) | 97.14 | 97% | 2020-08-24 |
| 1119. | fletcher (fletchy_) | 97.13 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 1120. | Jester (cypher26) | 97.13 | 98% | 2018-11-25 |
| 1121. | Hawkyra (hawkyra) | 97.12 | 96% | 2018-04-12 |
| 1122. | Dat (mralex101) | 97.09 | 96% | 2020-02-22 |
| 1123. | Jinkies (jinkies_) | 97.06 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |