And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3538. | Mr. (oofs) | 118.74 | — | 2010-08-16 |
| 3539. | bibek (championera) | 118.72 | 93% | 2012-12-24 |
| 3540. | Roy (bommerhond) | 118.71 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 3541. | Shaxi (shaxigaming) | 118.71 | 99% | 2013-01-30 |
| 3542. | Chase (mazziah) | 118.71 | 98% | 2016-01-15 |
| 3543. | Joel (mrtatertot) | 118.69 | 100% | 2013-02-19 |
| 3544. | joromm (joromm) | 118.66 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 3545. | TP (tpmyd) | 118.65 | 93% | 2016-12-14 |
| 3546. | Laura (viscoseoce) | 118.63 | 99% | 2023-09-14 |
| 3547. | Cisco (yizzyweezy) | 118.63 | 98% | 2020-06-12 |
| 3548. | marius (marius_) | 118.62 | 96% | 2012-04-30 |
| 3549. | _____ (husixu1) | 118.61 | 98.8% | 2023-08-29 |
| 3550. | jasmeanie (jasmeanie) | 118.61 | 99% | 2023-01-18 |
| 3551. | chom (chomchomchomchomchom) | 118.61 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 3552. | klo (klozig) | 118.61 | 98% | 2014-04-23 |
| 3553. | G (my_last_serenade) | 118.61 | 97% | 2013-06-14 |
| 3554. | Lent√es (lemoninapie) | 118.60 | 97.6% | 2023-10-23 |
| 3555. | Rob (rgrafton) | 118.60 | 100% | 2014-04-25 |
| 3556. | ☻ (sachinjangra0) | 118.60 | 99% | 2018-04-11 |
| 3557. | J (windycruse) | 118.59 | 96% | 2017-04-03 |
| 3558. | Majid (majid87) | 118.58 | 98% | 2013-08-04 |
| 3559. | Jack (descent14) | 118.58 | 94% | 2014-01-17 |
| 3560. | Eldergod of the Universe (l... | 118.57 | 99% | 2021-09-30 |
| 3561. | Decima (blastin) | 118.57 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
| 3562. | Paolo (koolkalang) | 118.54 | 99% | 2013-11-26 |
| 3563. | ♥ (deuxanima) | 118.54 | 98% | 2012-02-18 |
| 3564. | Micah (micahh) | 118.54 | — | 2009-01-13 |
| 3565. | MIKA (oniichan69) | 118.52 | 98% | 2022-09-10 |
| 3566. | FAKE_IT_&_REGRET_IT (someon... | 118.52 | 100% | 2023-08-07 |
| 3567. | Paul (paul133) | 118.52 | — | 2009-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |