I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13906. | klungs (klungs) | 79.42 | 96.2% | 2024-01-17 |
| 13907. | Nikolaus (niko1419) | 79.42 | 95.7% | 2023-11-11 |
| 13908. | Swiftrifter (swiftrifter) | 79.42 | 97.2% | 2023-12-13 |
| 13909. | Jason (_bagel_) | 79.42 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 13910. | Walker (walkersutton) | 79.42 | 96% | 2023-11-01 |
| 13911. | Prasannjeet (misteeque) | 79.41 | 94% | 2018-08-14 |
| 13912. | Sakelig (sakelig) | 79.40 | 99% | 2021-07-07 |
| 13913. | Minh (minhnguyenxuan) | 79.40 | 96% | 2021-12-22 |
| 13914. | mike (brons48) | 79.40 | 96% | 2022-12-29 |
| 13915. | Kelvin (asdlfjhadslkfjhaslk... | 79.40 | 97% | 2019-09-10 |
| 13916. | True (truefalse) | 79.39 | 97% | 2024-02-26 |
| 13917. | just a start (fradazz) | 79.39 | 97% | 2018-12-06 |
| 13918. | yea (yea23456) | 79.39 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 13919. | John (jlavelle) | 79.39 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| 13920. | Uros (urke37) | 79.39 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 13921. | Vincent (themii154) | 79.39 | 97% | 2020-06-07 |
| 13922. | Fewdono (fewma97) | 79.38 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 13923. | lemonilemon (lemonilemon) | 79.38 | 97.1% | 2024-05-08 |
| 13924. | Nathannn (nathan_meh) | 79.38 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 13925. | svenplb (svenplb) | 79.37 | 94% | 2024-04-08 |
| 13926. | Nick (wizestwizard) | 79.37 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| 13927. | Zeddoune (al_chapo) | 79.37 | 98% | 2021-06-21 |
| 13928. | Eero (e007) | 79.37 | 94% | 2021-10-10 |
| 13929. | Julia (homeslice20) | 79.37 | 99% | 2017-09-21 |
| 13930. | Mr. (stealthykoalaber) | 79.36 | 94% | 2018-04-22 |
| 13931. | dinislam (dinislamds) | 79.36 | 97.2% | 2024-05-05 |
| 13932. | Marcus (boopbeepboopboop) | 79.36 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
| 13933. | nikolas (nicknt) | 79.35 | 96.6% | 2024-10-29 |
| 13934. | Tom (birdpoo) | 79.35 | 97% | 2017-10-25 |
| 13935. | Nguyễn Minh (shiftk) | 79.34 | 98% | 2025-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |