I am assured by our merchants, that a boy or a girl before twelve years old, is no salable commodity, and even when they come to this age, they will not yield above three pounds, or three pounds and half a crown at most, on the exchange; which cannot turn to account either to the parents or kingdom, the charge of nutriments and rags having been at least four times that value.
—from A Modest Proposal, a book by Jonathon Swift
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10169. | Burritoes (burritoess) | 81.53 | 93.2% | 2024-07-31 |
| 10170. | Angel (angtheavatar) | 81.53 | 97% | 2020-01-17 |
| 10171. | The Cup!D (slowly_but_sure) | 81.53 | 98% | 2022-08-15 |
| 10172. | Brady (bradymoller) | 81.53 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 10173. | Dvorak (mesingel_dvorak) | 81.53 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 10174. | Hugh (hughjanos) | 81.52 | 96% | 2022-09-02 |
| 10175. | Sandy (nazrune) | 81.52 | 97.3% | 2023-09-03 |
| 10176. | Oleg (oleg27) | 81.52 | 95.5% | 2021-02-19 |
| 10177. | Ajay (ajay_raj_s) | 81.51 | 97.6% | 2025-01-03 |
| 10178. | Michael (mekel_elden) | 81.51 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 10179. | Shahil Suresh (roylar_range... | 81.51 | 95% | 2023-03-26 |
| 10180. | mooth (sooruva) | 81.51 | 96% | 2021-07-08 |
| 10181. | dead (deadbiscuit) | 81.50 | 95% | 2024-07-31 |
| 10182. | Kevin (kevcomo) | 81.50 | 98% | 2022-08-22 |
| 10183. | Cole (jcoled) | 81.49 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
| 10184. | Jesse (jesse1998114) | 81.49 | 99% | 2019-07-31 |
| 10185. | Maky (makyy13) | 81.48 | 98% | 2025-07-07 |
| 10186. | lemonilemon (lemonilemon) | 81.48 | 97.8% | 2025-05-08 |
| 10187. | Matt (purple_gorilla21) | 81.48 | 99% | 2021-12-01 |
| 10188. | hackthemoon (hackthemoon) | 81.48 | 98% | 2025-01-25 |
| 10189. | adend (grand_wizard) | 81.48 | 95% | 2019-04-05 |
| 10190. | Alex (gwallahracks) | 81.47 | 98% | 2022-06-13 |
| 10191. | Suvin (suvin) | 81.47 | 97% | 2022-03-29 |
| 10192. | its_Atrap (its_atrap) | 81.46 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 10193. | SlashThat (thatsquidthere) | 81.45 | 96% | 2022-08-11 |
| 10194. | Lokesh (lucky_21) | 81.45 | 97.5% | 2021-01-28 |
| 10195. | ani (dassoft) | 81.45 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 10196. | Guest (whoyoung99) | 81.45 | 97% | 2021-08-20 |
| 10197. | STONES (yiminggg) | 81.44 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 10198. | Phil (lordphil3) | 81.44 | 97% | 2020-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 30,333 | 89.85 | December 11, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 27 | 99.79 | January 4, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 80.87 | April 19, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 1 | 90.63 | May 23, 2022 |