Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2809. | Emily (emklof92) | 78.69 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 2810. | Stephan (shadwgod) | 78.69 | 96% | 2019-02-06 |
| 2811. | Lucas (yapzuohang) | 78.69 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 2812. | vetle (vetlebg) | 78.69 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 2813. | Jan (yentzeg) | 78.68 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 2814. | Andy (realasianjesus) | 78.68 | 96% | 2020-10-25 |
| 2815. | Deron (deronpianoplayer) | 78.65 | 99% | 2018-01-27 |
| 2816. | Nathan (craizar) | 78.64 | 98% | 2017-08-20 |
| 2817. | ZR (zzrjoe) | 78.64 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 2818. | Kimikazee (squalo101) | 78.63 | 96% | 2020-09-11 |
| 2819. | spuffin (spuffin) | 78.62 | 96% | 2017-10-01 |
| 2820. | Panda! at the Disco (chardb... | 78.61 | 97% | 2019-11-19 |
| 2821. | keke (hpchco) | 78.60 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 2822. | James (geronimo124) | 78.58 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 2823. | Michael (whittneyinthetub) | 78.58 | 98% | 2018-03-11 |
| 2824. | ⠀ (fopdoodle) | 78.57 | 96% | 2020-09-05 |
| 2825. | Natalie (lemonboyy) | 78.56 | 96% | 2019-06-24 |
| 2826. | 🔰Cosmeen (mcpotato) | 78.56 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 2827. | Eddie (terminaterjohn) | 78.56 | 99% | 2017-08-22 |
| 2828. | Dileep (dileepnk) | 78.56 | 98% | 2020-06-26 |
| 2829. | Mouse (little_mouse) | 78.56 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 2830. | Barry (rip21) | 78.55 | 97% | 2018-02-09 |
| 2831. | Andres (ashleap) | 78.55 | 99% | 2018-11-03 |
| 2832. | Django (backstop13) | 78.54 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
| 2833. | Danq (danq) | 78.51 | 98% | 2019-01-03 |
| 2834. | John (jodo3) | 78.50 | 96% | 2020-07-02 |
| 2835. | Miguel (moonsaiyan) | 78.46 | 96% | 2020-07-16 |
| 2836. | Jasmin (thegreatdk) | 78.45 | 96% | 2019-06-20 |
| 2837. | Ash (aelhag) | 78.43 | 96% | 2020-07-12 |
| 2838. | Mitch (mitchns) | 78.43 | 98% | 2018-11-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |