I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11329. | LeConBert (le_con_bert) | 82.65 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 11330. | Ensnare (ensnare15) | 82.64 | 94% | 2016-09-13 |
| 11331. | riley (sirhelpme) | 82.64 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
| 11332. | nat (knatiq82) | 82.64 | 97% | 2023-05-20 |
| 11333. | Jonathan (blue_blobfish) | 82.64 | 96% | 2021-10-21 |
| 11334. | mike (godlykanadian) | 82.64 | 99% | 2022-02-04 |
| 11335. | Leila (aiwaleila) | 82.64 | — | 2010-03-05 |
| 11336. | Josh (fullcasualautist) | 82.63 | 90% | 2016-06-24 |
| 11337. | nilb (nilb) | 82.63 | 99% | 2022-06-12 |
| 11338. | Luka (callugolf) | 82.63 | 96% | 2022-10-02 |
| 11339. | (razor11223344) | 82.63 | 98% | 2021-06-11 |
| 11340. | Davi (dusk_09) | 82.63 | 96% | 2021-04-13 |
| 11341. | tsdliez (tsdliez) | 82.63 | 83% | 2012-02-03 |
| 11342. | Blaire (blaire) | 82.63 | — | 2008-10-06 |
| 11343. | Andrew (aromatt) | 82.62 | 99% | 2021-08-13 |
| 11344. | Joshua (blink180dude) | 82.62 | 95% | 2014-09-25 |
| 11345. | wpnwbn (wpnwbn) | 82.61 | 98% | 2023-07-24 |
| 11346. | David (dk7007) | 82.61 | 99% | 2021-08-08 |
| 11347. | Nadine (lemon__nade) | 82.61 | 98% | 2021-05-09 |
| 11348. | 7777 😂 (frozenbagsmelting) | 82.61 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
| 11349. | 17 year old (thehardfloppy) | 82.61 | 90% | 2013-02-15 |
| 11350. | ゆうこうじ (wolve_) | 82.60 | 97% | 2022-06-29 |
| 11351. | Aaron (noraetomer) | 82.60 | 94% | 2015-01-26 |
| 11352. | quackeda (quackeda) | 82.60 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
| 11353. | Jeffrey (jeffsandoval014) | 82.60 | 97% | 2015-11-25 |
| 11354. | Riley (rileydmcdonald) | 82.60 | 98% | 2018-05-17 |
| 11355. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 82.60 | 97% | 2021-09-13 |
| 11356. | Leifman (leifman) | 82.59 | 96% | 2014-07-30 |
| 11357. | budjetti (budgettypo) | 82.58 | 97% | 2021-09-21 |
| 11358. | ogtoast (ogtoast) | 82.58 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |