And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8183. | tuffghost (namtap) | 102.38 | 98% | 2011-08-29 |
| 8184. | Victoria (vicludovico) | 102.37 | 95% | 2012-06-08 |
| 8185. | Nessa (kidd000) | 102.37 | 99% | 2011-12-14 |
| 8186. | Kit Bomber (silenceinlaughter) | 102.37 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 8187. | Sash (sashboy31) | 102.37 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 8188. | Jonathan (flooffa) | 102.37 | 94% | 2015-06-17 |
| 8189. | Niklear (niklear) | 102.37 | 97% | 2015-08-06 |
| 8190. | TMM (matt0509) | 102.36 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 8191. | micorazon (pajahify) | 102.36 | 97% | 2015-12-18 |
| 8192. | P (pchen) | 102.36 | 97% | 2013-01-16 |
| 8193. | Alan (demios) | 102.35 | 99% | 2020-10-14 |
| 8194. | Gabe (cybersaur) | 102.35 | 98% | 2019-09-13 |
| 8195. | asd (duzai) | 102.35 | 91% | 2014-06-15 |
| 8196. | JG (killerpiranahs) | 102.35 | — | 2010-10-24 |
| 8197. | Kim (nankky) | 102.35 | 94% | 2012-11-13 |
| 8198. | Riker (riker26) | 102.35 | 98% | 2017-10-20 |
| 8199. | lemon (lemmings) | 102.34 | — | 2009-12-09 |
| 8200. | Skitch (skitchx) | 102.34 | 93% | 2014-12-02 |
| 8201. | Diego (daggo145) | 102.34 | 96% | 2015-09-05 |
| 8202. | Tin (iku_nagae) | 102.34 | 94% | 2016-01-19 |
| 8203. | Bobbie (culturedvehicle) | 102.34 | 97% | 2021-12-05 |
| 8204. | gabe (knbx) | 102.34 | 98% | 2022-10-22 |
| 8205. | kingcabrams (kingcabrams) | 102.33 | 99% | 2021-10-29 |
| 8206. | john (racer520) | 102.33 | 97% | 2015-06-13 |
| 8207. | Devin (gootar) | 102.33 | 96% | 2015-04-21 |
| 8208. | Jonas (enfisk) | 102.33 | 93% | 2012-11-20 |
| 8209. | William (wniu) | 102.32 | 98% | 2019-11-28 |
| 8210. | Marshall (stackattack14) | 102.32 | 98% | 2022-12-04 |
| 8211. | Lan (bubbleangel33) | 102.32 | 96% | 2015-12-18 |
| 8212. | Brian (breldman) | 102.32 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |