I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4398. | Nick (gheel2000) | 102.54 | 99% | 2023-01-12 |
| 4399. | LockStock (lockstock) | 102.54 | 100% | 2022-03-07 |
| 4400. | the (thebaneet) | 102.53 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
| 4401. | Rami (nub_paws) | 102.53 | 98.7% | 2023-07-08 |
| 4402. | Axolator (axolator) | 102.53 | 97% | 2022-03-01 |
| 4403. | Alexander (floopzxd) | 102.52 | 97% | 2018-08-07 |
| 4404. | Lucky (revolutions) | 102.52 | 98% | 2019-05-12 |
| 4405. | Austin (austinnn_) | 102.52 | 96% | 2024-05-02 |
| 4406. | Karthik (skarthik01) | 102.52 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 4407. | John (caduke) | 102.51 | 98% | 2022-06-17 |
| 4408. | Tom (pugsay) | 102.51 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 4409. | Garrett (gdiegnan147) | 102.51 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
| 4410. | Eero (e007) | 102.50 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 4411. | Austin (captin_turtle) | 102.50 | 97.8% | 2021-02-10 |
| 4412. | Jumz (mrpaperman) | 102.50 | 92% | 2016-05-14 |
| 4413. | (puraac) | 102.49 | 96% | 2019-08-18 |
| 4414. | Duck (bonbion) | 102.48 | 93% | 2015-04-10 |
| 4415. | Nick (awildniko) | 102.48 | 97.8% | 2021-02-16 |
| 4416. | lelapin (lelapin743) | 102.48 | 95% | 2015-05-08 |
| 4417. | Abdulaziz (mubailesh) | 102.47 | 98.5% | 2024-11-10 |
| 4418. | Anthony (anthonymunoz_) | 102.46 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
| 4419. | john (goodgamemyfriend) | 102.46 | 96.4% | 2021-02-04 |
| 4420. | Jake (kaliace) | 102.45 | 94% | 2015-07-14 |
| 4421. | lego (legoghost42) | 102.43 | 96.5% | 2025-03-12 |
| 4422. | JCRueco (shizile) | 102.43 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 4423. | LICH (canopus23) | 102.42 | 97.1% | 2024-06-23 |
| 4424. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (poundcayx) | 102.42 | 98% | 2017-08-19 |
| 4425. | ye (teddypain) | 102.41 | 98% | 2024-04-05 |
| 4426. | Jimmy♔ (wujt) | 102.41 | 99% | 2019-05-19 |
| 4427. | Jacob (jkhindo64) | 102.40 | 99% | 2021-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |