Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23995. | Abu (abu_hussain_03) | 62.67 | 97% | 2018-05-03 |
| 23996. | a6uxa4 (a6uxa4) | 62.67 | 93.5% | 2023-06-19 |
| 23997. | SHRI (srinivasdokare) | 62.67 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
| 23998. | viper (viper3315) | 62.67 | 98% | 2021-05-09 |
| 23999. | nadeem (nadeemgujjar) | 62.67 | 99% | 2020-06-14 |
| 24000. | Lucas (lucastds) | 62.67 | — | 2009-05-20 |
| 24001. | Dennis (toman118) | 62.67 | 95% | 2015-08-30 |
| 24002. | Nayoya (nayoya) | 62.66 | 97% | 2022-08-01 |
| 24003. | Preston (fregebombs) | 62.66 | 94% | 2013-09-06 |
| 24004. | NishantKaji (nishantkaji) | 62.66 | 95% | 2023-09-17 |
| 24005. | aman (nohopexd) | 62.66 | 96% | 2017-08-14 |
| 24006. | nishinoodles (xjoshh35) | 62.66 | 95% | 2019-05-14 |
| 24007. | ABDELLAH (ab_do11) | 62.66 | 95% | 2021-06-29 |
| 24008. | Jyotirmoy (jyotirmoy_halder) | 62.66 | 95% | 2019-10-18 |
| 24009. | \-vVv-/ (john_e) | 62.66 | 91% | 2012-08-14 |
| 24010. | Brainaic (brainaic) | 62.66 | 91% | 2016-11-05 |
| 24011. | honkacho (honkacho) | 62.65 | 96% | 2021-06-13 |
| 24012. | Jainosauruz (jai_919) | 62.65 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 24013. | Vance (fuscia) | 62.65 | 96% | 2020-10-18 |
| 24014. | Huy (lehuyqb) | 62.65 | 93% | 2015-11-28 |
| 24015. | Josh (jjrandle1013) | 62.64 | 96% | 2022-04-21 |
| 24016. | KS (ksyhan3h) | 62.64 | 97% | 2019-05-14 |
| 24017. | RockyRoad_ (rockyroad_) | 62.64 | 97% | 2021-09-06 |
| 24018. | Sunshine (jingle90) | 62.64 | 97% | 2015-12-23 |
| 24019. | Jonathan (yonty) | 62.64 | 96.5% | 2021-02-26 |
| 24020. | Dean (elusiveking) | 62.63 | 96% | 2023-05-08 |
| 24021. | Loki (fuukaeri) | 62.63 | 96% | 2022-12-27 |
| 24022. | John (footfall) | 62.63 | 91% | 2013-08-24 |
| 24023. | DataCrusader (faruzzy) | 62.63 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 24024. | Brendan (wingfield44) | 62.63 | 96% | 2017-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |