I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4342. | Fox (foxfoxfoxfox) | 108.73 | 98% | 2022-02-23 |
| 4343. | fastpotion (fastpotion) | 108.72 | 99% | 2024-03-16 |
| 4344. | ♥ Maria Shennah (amun2) | 108.72 | 97% | 2017-11-08 |
| 4345. | Zach (11037) | 108.71 | 100% | 2019-11-19 |
| 4346. | b0b (b0bw0b) | 108.70 | 98% | 2024-07-24 |
| 4347. | jangar (dvorjack) | 108.70 | 97.7% | 2024-02-01 |
| 4348. | Redraven45 (redraven45) | 108.70 | 97% | 2019-07-28 |
| 4349. | bravo435 (bravo435) | 108.69 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
| 4350. | retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... | 108.69 | 98% | 2023-07-20 |
| 4351. | Ted (macfan) | 108.69 | 99% | 2020-12-09 |
| 4352. | BlueOctupus 🦑 (jim_my) | 108.68 | 99.4% | 2024-08-01 |
| 4353. | Lorum (rexicide) | 108.68 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 4354. | Vy (shiweist) | 108.68 | 99% | 2021-07-08 |
| 4355. | \\sheesh// (zpass08) | 108.67 | 98% | 2022-09-14 |
| 4356. | Pieter (mechdrone) | 108.67 | 98% | 2018-03-14 |
| 4357. | Saad (memon2saad) | 108.67 | 98% | 2017-11-17 |
| 4358. | yves (jazzdad) | 108.65 | 98.2% | 2025-05-03 |
| 4359. | slow is fast (leet_is_legit) | 108.65 | 99% | 2023-04-30 |
| 4360. | Victor (dubai03nsr) | 108.65 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 4361. | 312211 (312211) | 108.65 | 99% | 2017-06-17 |
| 4362. | Zi How (pohzipohzi) | 108.64 | 99% | 2022-12-16 |
| 4363. | Viv (purrlearose) | 108.62 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 4364. | Artisan (artisan0211) | 108.62 | 99% | 2024-07-16 |
| 4365. | Ivyez (ivyez) | 108.61 | 97.7% | 2024-07-26 |
| 4366. | Vincent (friedporkbuns) | 108.60 | 99% | 2019-08-01 |
| 4367. | Korra (grandesonnerie) | 108.59 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
| 4368. | kalski (kalski) | 108.58 | 98% | 2020-07-15 |
| 4369. | Jack (jackthehuman) | 108.58 | 97% | 2025-06-19 |
| 4370. | hakan (haakn) | 108.57 | 99% | 2024-03-26 |
| 4371. | Chumchum (aldzia) | 108.57 | 96% | 2022-06-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |