It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 989. | Herman (hchow91) | 94.31 | 98% | 2017-08-29 |
| 990. | piw (rafi12345) | 94.28 | 98% | 2017-10-31 |
| 991. | odk46Bt8 (wowcow) | 94.28 | 99% | 2018-03-27 |
| 992. | Stefan (maewen) | 94.27 | 98% | 2018-05-29 |
| 993. | Nick (doogitnow) | 94.26 | 98% | 2020-09-11 |
| 994. | phlofy (phlofy) | 94.19 | 96% | 2019-11-22 |
| 995. | Dhammamitta (priscelisse) | 94.18 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 996. | Mischa (mbrolutti) | 94.17 | 98% | 2020-06-23 |
| 997. | Chetan (ch374n) | 94.12 | 98% | 2020-02-22 |
| 998. | Bamco (bamco) | 94.11 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
| 999. | Vitres (irving1234028) | 94.09 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
| 1000. | Rami (nub_paws) | 94.05 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 1001. | no, don't. (photo_capture) | 94.02 | 98% | 2019-06-10 |
| 1002. | ndr2 (ndr2) | 94.02 | 98% | 2019-12-14 |
| 1003. | januarius (januarius) | 94.02 | 98% | 2017-12-21 |
| 1004. | Noah (ausertoremember) | 94.01 | 99% | 2019-09-30 |
| 1005. | Jerry (foxyphoton) | 93.96 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
| 1006. | Chieh (leejaypiqq) | 93.96 | 99% | 2019-11-02 |
| 1007. | Colin (blank9167) | 93.91 | 97% | 2020-02-12 |
| 1008. | Honded (honded) | 93.89 | 98% | 2020-06-10 |
| 1009. | Jerome (babayaga36) | 93.88 | 99% | 2018-08-30 |
| 1010. | Coitus (curtisxuan) | 93.85 | 97% | 2019-01-16 |
| 1011. | Liz (lizchu413) | 93.84 | 98% | 2021-08-03 |
| 1012. | Eric (ejensen) | 93.83 | 98% | 2018-05-04 |
| 1013. | Harwinder (honeyageraccxr) | 93.80 | 98% | 2019-09-24 |
| 1014. | mickey (c2sulli) | 93.80 | 98% | 2020-02-27 |
| 1015. | wassabi657 (wassabi657) | 93.79 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 1016. | Ilia (isilisi) | 93.78 | 98% | 2019-07-15 |
| 1017. | Grace (21gracer) | 93.76 | 97% | 2019-08-06 |
| 1018. | Wuhchuknow (wuhchu) | 93.74 | 99% | 2018-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |