So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26076. | Mike (mike816) | 59.19 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 26077. | GERALD (hackerxxx0021) | 59.19 | 95% | 2014-05-18 |
| 26078. | Fasih (fasihhassan) | 59.19 | 95% | 2016-02-01 |
| 26079. | Alfredo (drakenslice) | 59.19 | 92% | 2015-12-01 |
| 26080. | Jecht (dark_juice) | 59.19 | 91% | 2012-05-10 |
| 26081. | sendhilkumar (coolsendhil) | 59.19 | 93% | 2015-03-14 |
| 26082. | jason (jasondads) | 59.18 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
| 26083. | J (jbddiesel) | 59.18 | 96% | 2021-12-27 |
| 26084. | niteshnoob (nitesh369) | 59.18 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
| 26085. | Posa2000 (posa2000) | 59.18 | 93% | 2021-04-18 |
| 26086. | Irarref (_ofking) | 59.18 | 97% | 2022-08-09 |
| 26087. | Jay (jkapasi) | 59.18 | 98% | 2013-11-28 |
| 26088. | waga (wagadroid) | 59.18 | 96% | 2013-09-12 |
| 26089. | Steven (omegaalpha) | 59.18 | 97% | 2013-07-27 |
| 26090. | Lorence (kuroko) | 59.18 | 90% | 2014-04-28 |
| 26091. | Badfish (badfish) | 59.18 | — | 2008-12-19 |
| 26092. | Micah (sporksy) | 59.17 | 94% | 2021-04-16 |
| 26093. | Prabuddha (learning2type1414) | 59.17 | 97% | 2022-02-02 |
| 26094. | R. Heffer (rheffer) | 59.17 | 93% | 2015-07-28 |
| 26095. | lilsquish (yeldaha) | 59.17 | 93% | 2016-04-25 |
| 26096. | Oussaa (oussie_x) | 59.17 | 98% | 2023-10-25 |
| 26097. | Mazzy (baylon) | 59.17 | 97% | 2014-10-28 |
| 26098. | Xyrnia (xryoumisaki) | 59.16 | 93% | 2019-05-02 |
| 26099. | John (equivocxl) | 59.16 | 95% | 2021-03-21 |
| 26100. | dvorak alt (atypicalttypist) | 59.16 | 96% | 2022-12-19 |
| 26101. | alex (saltycoke) | 59.16 | 90% | 2012-04-05 |
| 26102. | Zachary (zacharide) | 59.16 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 26103. | discolars (discolars) | 59.16 | 88% | 2016-02-21 |
| 26104. | Chaiwit (graphicianz) | 59.16 | 94% | 2012-08-11 |
| 26105. | Henry (xylz) | 59.16 | 97% | 2014-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |