The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18312. | pikachu (pikachu_2001) | 76.90 | 96.7% | 2025-03-05 |
| 18313. | Josh (firequake) | 76.90 | 94% | 2016-01-20 |
| 18314. | Hendo (slimshadylfc) | 76.90 | 97% | 2021-04-20 |
| 18315. | Shawn (swampert360) | 76.90 | 96% | 2014-06-11 |
| 18316. | nadoushi (nadoushi) | 76.90 | — | 2010-06-22 |
| 18317. | zc (zczc) | 76.89 | 97% | 2024-05-15 |
| 18318. | Firelord (jetray) | 76.89 | 98% | 2024-12-24 |
| 18319. | Mark (madkaa) | 76.89 | 95.9% | 2023-11-22 |
| 18320. | tstats[armanto] (armanto) | 76.89 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 18321. | jason (kimjongdos) | 76.89 | 97.4% | 2021-02-18 |
| 18322. | Mercenario (ddbill19) | 76.89 | 92% | 2012-06-12 |
| 18323. | ༄༊࿆Lazy (siddharthmmore) | 76.88 | 99.2% | 2025-01-21 |
| 18324. | Macey (maacey) | 76.88 | 95% | 2019-11-23 |
| 18325. | Ryan (lilchicken) | 76.88 | 96% | 2020-12-24 |
| 18326. | John (thesaltyspatoon) | 76.88 | 98% | 2018-08-02 |
| 18327. | Savana (ssantos) | 76.88 | 96% | 2015-05-25 |
| 18328. | Franco Lau (fran427) | 76.87 | 98% | 2025-04-08 |
| 18329. | Number687 (number687) | 76.87 | 97% | 2025-06-30 |
| 18330. | kc (kc067) | 76.87 | 97.3% | 2023-12-19 |
| 18331. | Dimo (dimofte) | 76.87 | 96.5% | 2025-02-13 |
| 18332. | Plato (observer_02) | 76.87 | 92% | 2017-05-13 |
| 18333. | Roy (activy) | 76.87 | 95% | 2012-05-05 |
| 18334. | Tai (leanhtaiit) | 76.87 | 99% | 2017-08-27 |
| 18335. | Monke (craftsmonke) | 76.86 | 98.1% | 2025-01-21 |
| 18336. | Nikki (nikkitheknife) | 76.86 | 99% | 2025-03-11 |
| 18337. | Selscqa (selscqa) | 76.86 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
| 18338. | Volk (volkova_00) | 76.86 | 96% | 2024-03-31 |
| 18339. | Eugene (havlong) | 76.86 | 97.4% | 2024-02-18 |
| 18340. | Jeffrey (jeffz0719) | 76.86 | 96% | 2024-02-01 |
| 18341. | ReiUso (rei_uso) | 76.86 | 98% | 2022-05-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |