The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17313. | Neil (xdestroyer2x) | 76.39 | 97% | 2020-01-27 |
| 17314. | Svik (mdf288) | 76.39 | 98% | 2016-09-20 |
| 17315. | Ivan (fastrabbit) | 76.39 | 96% | 2017-01-24 |
| 17316. | michael (dorfman27) | 76.38 | 99% | 2019-03-18 |
| 17317. | Daniil (shotam) | 76.38 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 17318. | Monica (monicake) | 76.38 | 88% | 2013-04-26 |
| 17319. | Steven (sfount) | 76.37 | 88% | 2015-03-15 |
| 17320. | Krzysiek (k_stahu) | 76.37 | 97% | 2015-02-03 |
| 17321. | thammong (thammong) | 76.37 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 17322. | jestoni (jhez) | 76.37 | 95% | 2013-09-16 |
| 17323. | Steven (mercatres) | 76.37 | 98% | 2017-07-10 |
| 17324. | Drews (drwsmnlpg) | 76.36 | 95% | 2021-11-12 |
| 17325. | Alex (alexbackonqwerty) | 76.36 | 95% | 2018-12-25 |
| 17326. | b2 (bittumon) | 76.36 | 91% | 2016-06-07 |
| 17327. | Yangyang (renasceim) | 76.36 | 95% | 2022-02-18 |
| 17328. | Megan (mal2012) | 76.36 | — | 2010-02-12 |
| 17329. | Krystal (sunshinenmyeyes) | 76.35 | 96.2% | 2023-08-26 |
| 17330. | Filip (jyunero) | 76.35 | 95% | 2014-04-30 |
| 17331. | Ed (meaty_baby) | 76.35 | 96% | 2022-04-23 |
| 17332. | Deadly (deadlypliers) | 76.35 | 93% | 2013-04-26 |
| 17333. | Dan (typefffast) | 76.35 | 99% | 2021-04-30 |
| 17334. | Rosie (poppyp) | 76.35 | 95% | 2015-06-15 |
| 17335. | Tai (leanhtaiit) | 76.35 | 96% | 2011-08-10 |
| 17336. | Hinanawi (kanade0210) | 76.34 | 94% | 2022-05-26 |
| 17337. | rohan (roni_goswami9) | 76.34 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
| 17338. | Sturm (sturm123) | 76.34 | 91% | 2016-03-13 |
| 17339. | Slow (greenthunderstorm) | 76.34 | 97% | 2020-05-09 |
| 17340. | Jack (jack_jim) | 76.34 | 93% | 2014-08-18 |
| 17341. | Valk (blankfox) | 76.34 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 17342. | Timo (ubulin) | 76.34 | 96% | 2018-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |