I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6558. | Demon Darkin (nxrypex) | 94.44 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 6559. | Kelli (klandry80) | 94.44 | 99% | 2021-12-23 |
| 6560. | ItsTurbo (itsturbo) | 94.44 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 6561. | Tohst (drtoast) | 94.44 | 97.3% | 2021-02-15 |
| 6562. | arafolie (qorgus) | 94.44 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| 6563. | David (bigd4316) | 94.44 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
| 6564. | Egg boy (atobias28) | 94.43 | 94% | 2016-10-18 |
| 6565. | Andie (andieeee) | 94.43 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 6566. | Nate (thatguyx) | 94.43 | 96% | 2019-07-04 |
| 6567. | Shivam Rai (shivamrai162) | 94.42 | 96.6% | 2024-12-22 |
| 6568. | DeanK (marvin2) | 94.42 | 98% | 2018-03-31 |
| 6569. | Sebastian (novatypes) | 94.41 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
| 6570. | tiramisu (typist786) | 94.41 | 100% | 2022-06-13 |
| 6571. | ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (memesis) | 94.41 | 99.5% | 2023-11-10 |
| 6572. | Travis (travisxball) | 94.41 | 97% | 2024-02-11 |
| 6573. | Jillian (adoremouse) | 94.41 | 96% | 2016-10-03 |
| 6574. | Drago (ldragol) | 94.40 | 98% | 2024-12-29 |
| 6575. | Hassan (hassandawy) | 94.40 | 97.4% | 2023-10-22 |
| 6576. | b (bonkadonks) | 94.40 | 99% | 2021-11-23 |
| 6577. | primo (prim013) | 94.40 | 97% | 2020-09-20 |
| 6578. | Mike (fastneko) | 94.40 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 6579. | Pranav (p_goat) | 94.39 | 99% | 2024-07-16 |
| 6580. | moses (musashi_210) | 94.39 | 97.4% | 2024-03-01 |
| 6581. | Ben (airrifle4894) | 94.39 | 85% | 2016-03-22 |
| 6582. | Eric (symtomps) | 94.39 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 6583. | Vesper (toonvesper) | 94.39 | 96% | 2021-08-30 |
| 6584. | RakibimTHY (tekrakibimthy) | 94.39 | 89% | 2015-05-06 |
| 6585. | David (tintedrange) | 94.38 | 96% | 2022-04-27 |
| 6586. | Ismail (shadowwalker3) | 94.38 | 97% | 2019-01-04 |
| 6587. | swagb0y (beckseamons) | 94.37 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |