So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20696. | suchir (eternalzx) | 66.70 | 98% | 2021-06-08 |
| 20697. | Parth (parth96) | 66.70 | 95% | 2022-09-15 |
| 20698. | ynner (hiynnah) | 66.70 | 94% | 2014-03-08 |
| 20699. | Sam (samjm) | 66.70 | 94% | 2020-10-23 |
| 20700. | Jake (jakemiester127) | 66.69 | 96% | 2017-09-14 |
| 20701. | Mishel (holosight) | 66.69 | 95% | 2021-11-06 |
| 20702. | (spitzer722) | 66.69 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 20703. | yeet (yeetanut) | 66.69 | 95% | 2020-12-18 |
| 20704. | (anpya) | 66.69 | 95% | 2014-09-12 |
| 20705. | Mykola (nikoliazekter) | 66.69 | 90% | 2017-04-16 |
| 20706. | (cherryleung) | 66.69 | — | 2010-08-05 |
| 20707. | Kowalski (kowalskichris) | 66.68 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
| 20708. | (barry_mccockinerr) | 66.68 | 95% | 2020-10-06 |
| 20709. | (tristan_chan11) | 66.68 | 98% | 2022-05-16 |
| 20710. | pranked (pranker666) | 66.68 | 95% | 2021-05-17 |
| 20711. | Kardo (kardoj) | 66.68 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
| 20712. | Steven (ldlib) | 66.67 | 99% | 2023-03-04 |
| 20713. | (asdfgh5889) | 66.67 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 20714. | (keymcqueen) | 66.66 | 94% | 2016-12-11 |
| 20715. | Matthew (3astman) | 66.66 | 95% | 2021-04-28 |
| 20716. | (monkerb) | 66.66 | 87% | 2014-08-23 |
| 20717. | Jaemeriiaa (jaemeriiaa) | 66.66 | 98% | 2019-06-18 |
| 20718. | (harshitgarg971) | 66.66 | 96% | 2022-05-21 |
| 20719. | John Anthony (therewere3) | 66.65 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
| 20720. | Daniel (smartdevilno) | 66.65 | 96% | 2021-10-13 |
| 20721. | ET (bearington_45) | 66.65 | 95% | 2021-02-22 |
| 20722. | Samuel (samuel_7) | 66.65 | 95% | 2021-10-09 |
| 20723. | Diane (thedianimal) | 66.65 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 20724. | breezy (breezybre) | 66.64 | 97% | 2021-12-05 |
| 20725. | (goldui) | 66.64 | 91% | 2014-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |