I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2454. | Aranyo (chimichenghiskhan) | 91.88 | 99% | 2020-10-16 |
| 2455. | Evan (evang12) | 91.88 | 99% | 2020-11-17 |
| 2456. | Ethan (ebeanz) | 91.87 | 96% | 2019-02-14 |
| 2457. | Kurtis (sauceypubes) | 91.86 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 2458. | Zach (pattzach2) | 91.85 | 98% | 2018-07-27 |
| 2459. | -JWAG- (cykaputinblyat) | 91.84 | 96% | 2019-08-23 |
| 2460. | Peppa (yellowyogurt) | 91.82 | 98% | 2020-09-25 |
| 2461. | thinkpads (higq) | 91.81 | 98% | 2020-02-24 |
| 2462. | reeeeeee (________e________) | 91.81 | 97% | 2019-12-22 |
| 2463. | Thompson (tommymachine) | 91.78 | 99% | 2019-04-08 |
| 2464. | Michwael Redpants (endlessm... | 91.77 | 98% | 2019-04-06 |
| 2465. | Ted (foxden) | 91.76 | 98% | 2019-04-30 |
| 2466. | jude (judepls) | 91.75 | 97% | 2019-06-10 |
| 2467. | Fish (fishhhh_) | 91.71 | 99% | 2020-09-05 |
| 2468. | Gerbilyaho (davidplaysil) | 91.68 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
| 2469. | anon (analternateaccount) | 91.68 | 96% | 2017-12-03 |
| 2470. | superman (lavee_singh) | 91.65 | 97% | 2019-03-27 |
| 2471. | mina (coffeetendrils) | 91.64 | 100% | 2019-03-19 |
| 2472. | Gilbert (gilberto47831) | 91.64 | 97% | 2020-09-25 |
| 2473. | Evan (lil_effer) | 91.63 | 99% | 2017-12-29 |
| 2474. | Ita (ita17) | 91.63 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 2475. | Montana (montanarose713) | 91.61 | 99% | 2020-11-13 |
| 2476. | Nazrul (nazrul_) | 91.61 | 99% | 2018-04-03 |
| 2477. | Threshyy (threshyy) | 91.59 | 97% | 2019-07-11 |
| 2478. | CHIEN (chient) | 91.59 | 99% | 2018-08-10 |
| 2479. | 💩 (slix7770) | 91.58 | 99% | 2017-08-15 |
| 2480. | P100 (close280) | 91.58 | 98% | 2018-04-15 |
| 2481. | olrt (ujeqaff) | 91.57 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| 2482. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 91.57 | 98% | 2019-12-21 |
| 2483. | TÖÖ (theolito) | 91.56 | 98% | 2019-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |