As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9130. | 🗿 कालोऽस्... | 86.06 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| 9131. | roadto100avg (auxhil) | 86.06 | 98% | 2018-12-26 |
| 9132. | Brody (loser_) | 86.06 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
| 9133. | Krystian (krystianmierz) | 86.06 | 96% | 2017-09-23 |
| 9134. | AntagonisMoose (antagonismo... | 86.05 | 97.9% | 2024-08-28 |
| 9135. | sanayaa (sanayaa) | 86.05 | 96% | 2022-09-08 |
| 9136. | iiGibbyz (iigibbyz) | 86.05 | 96% | 2020-10-01 |
| 9137. | Stijn (stijnmeijssen) | 86.05 | 97% | 2022-03-21 |
| 9138. | Flaccidbone (flaccidbone) | 86.05 | 98% | 2018-09-20 |
| 9139. | Matt Murdock (computer_scie... | 86.04 | 97% | 2025-03-20 |
| 9140. | auden (abu898) | 86.04 | 97% | 2025-04-24 |
| 9141. | Subhaan (subhaan) | 86.03 | 95.8% | 2023-09-10 |
| 9142. | slacker (theslacker) | 86.03 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
| 9143. | Minh (minhd203) | 86.02 | 98% | 2022-08-24 |
| 9144. | Josh (thicccmartian) | 86.02 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
| 9145. | JAPANETTO (japanetto) | 86.02 | 86% | 2016-04-07 |
| 9146. | Nathan (bbcbbbrbcbbbbb) | 86.01 | 97% | 2023-07-18 |
| 9147. | J (gyrsulci) | 86.01 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 9148. | Ed (enormoused) | 86.01 | 97% | 2017-12-05 |
| 9149. | Pavana (lastflowers) | 86.01 | 97% | 2022-05-07 |
| 9150. | dontquit (racequiter) | 86.01 | 97% | 2022-05-08 |
| 9151. | Morgy (likegamess) | 86.01 | 99% | 2017-09-27 |
| 9152. | Veloz (amontoy5) | 86.00 | 97% | 2016-03-08 |
| 9153. | hola (foocaaat) | 85.99 | 97% | 2023-04-25 |
| 9154. | Cassidy (cassidyfaith) | 85.99 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 9155. | Justin (trippy_) | 85.99 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 9156. | ndk100 (ndk100) | 85.99 | 97% | 2016-04-08 |
| 9157. | Craig (jitterjuicegaming) | 85.99 | 97% | 2018-07-08 |
| 9158. | carcoon (nopul) | 85.99 | 97% | 2015-04-20 |
| 9159. | Chain37 (chain37) | 85.98 | 97.8% | 2025-04-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |