As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5159. | James (kimandoxs) | 96.75 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 5160. | Alxs (alxs_1) | 96.75 | 98% | 2023-10-12 |
| 5161. | help (mango_mango_mango) | 96.75 | 98% | 2022-08-05 |
| 5162. | David (angels2002) | 96.75 | 97% | 2015-06-06 |
| 5163. | Handsome Boy Modeling Schoo... | 96.75 | 99% | 2018-03-10 |
| 5164. | Andrew (awcarroll) | 96.74 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 5165. | Alan (alan2021233) | 96.74 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 5166. | Erin (erinscoggin) | 96.74 | 99% | 2021-03-01 |
| 5167. | Persov (persov) | 96.74 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 5168. | ☞sondv (sondv) | 96.74 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 5169. | Jose (1leggedhorse) | 96.74 | 97% | 2015-09-27 |
| 5170. | Hirsh (hagarwal) | 96.73 | 94% | 2015-07-24 |
| 5171. | Humza (humzini) | 96.73 | 96% | 2024-05-10 |
| 5172. | Alexdebassman (alexdebassman) | 96.73 | 98% | 2023-12-30 |
| 5173. | Gino (zkuld) | 96.73 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 5174. | Daniel (d4mage2k) | 96.73 | 97.2% | 2024-09-28 |
| 5175. | FunFalafel (funfalafel) | 96.72 | 97.8% | 2025-05-14 |
| 5176. | Arjan (cnossboss) | 96.72 | 98.6% | 2021-02-03 |
| 5177. | Rosa (rrosie1213) | 96.72 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 5178. | 케빈 [Kevin] (lastalchemist) | 96.72 | 99% | 2022-07-19 |
| 5179. | moonamoon (moonamoon) | 96.71 | 98% | 2017-10-13 |
| 5180. | ivan (ivantoodope) | 96.71 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 5181. | สปริงหัก (b... | 96.71 | 99% | 2017-11-18 |
| 5182. | Jared (jaredgoodman03) | 96.70 | 97% | 2020-09-05 |
| 5183. | orange44 (leotapp) | 96.70 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 5184. | SCHMURK (schmurk) | 96.70 | 99% | 2021-12-02 |
| 5185. | Crunk (crunksader) | 96.70 | 92% | 2016-10-06 |
| 5186. | Dan (wrightdp) | 96.70 | 98% | 2016-03-08 |
| 5187. | 🔰Cosmeen (mcpotato) | 96.69 | 98.7% | 2024-08-30 |
| 5188. | sdf (delta23) | 96.68 | 97% | 2021-08-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |