So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5667. | Hehehoh3 (hehehoh) | 96.87 | 97% | 2023-04-29 |
| 5668. | Karan (karanelan) | 96.87 | 97% | 2023-07-20 |
| 5669. | I love ctrl + backspace (ca... | 96.87 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 5670. | Danny (danny1901) | 96.87 | 100% | 2022-06-22 |
| 5671. | Halcyon ♥ (oxyz) | 96.87 | — | 2010-04-21 |
| 5672. | DC (niketalk) | 96.87 | 96% | 2012-11-07 |
| 5673. | Stampe (disiple009) | 96.87 | 94% | 2015-08-04 |
| 5674. | Jaime (gabe_lumayog99) | 96.87 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
| 5675. | willy (willywongker69) | 96.86 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 5676. | j34s (novona) | 96.86 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 5677. | Michael (tichaelman) | 96.86 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 5678. | Thom (twcus) | 96.86 | 94% | 2013-05-13 |
| 5679. | Kris (incept) | 96.86 | 97% | 2016-01-19 |
| 5680. | Ayk (calculusnut) | 96.86 | 95% | 2017-01-03 |
| 5681. | Stn (amhegge) | 96.85 | 98% | 2019-11-27 |
| 5682. | bsd987 (bsd987) | 96.85 | 99% | 2017-11-23 |
| 5683. | 케빈 [Kevin] (lastalchemist) | 96.84 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 5684. | Alexander (wlelp) | 96.83 | 98% | 2019-08-08 |
| 5685. | Ryan (minecraftbull) | 96.83 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| 5686. | Brian (sleeuther) | 96.83 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
| 5687. | John (freakyfingaz) | 96.83 | 90% | 2013-04-24 |
| 5688. | FOO (mintaly_unstable) | 96.82 | 99.4% | 2023-10-07 |
| 5689. | legendaryscribe (legendarys... | 96.81 | 99% | 2023-02-06 |
| 5690. | Badika (badika) | 96.81 | 91% | 2013-02-08 |
| 5691. | sonefiler (sonefiler) | 96.80 | 96% | 2018-05-02 |
| 5692. | Tommy (snoopyisop) | 96.80 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
| 5693. | Ethan (manao) | 96.78 | 90% | 2015-07-15 |
| 5694. | Jesse (jesse12321) | 96.78 | 98% | 2014-06-20 |
| 5695. | Daggerpov (read_my_name) | 96.78 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| 5696. | Emt (emtj123) | 96.77 | 98% | 2022-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |