So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24822. | tina (cmwong3) | 61.02 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 24823. | Karam (karamsayegh) | 61.01 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 24824. | col7 (col7col7) | 61.01 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| 24825. | Curly (curly98) | 61.01 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 24826. | Kevin (kev090997) | 61.01 | 95% | 2023-03-25 |
| 24827. | Benjamin (bxnjamin) | 61.01 | 95.1% | 2021-02-14 |
| 24828. | Anahi (unique_corn) | 61.01 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 24829. | Titli (titli) | 61.01 | 98% | 2018-10-10 |
| 24830. | hasretim (hasretim) | 61.01 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 24831. | Josh (joshd19) | 61.00 | 91% | 2015-06-04 |
| 24832. | Mate (smweb) | 61.00 | — | 2010-10-04 |
| 24833. | Max (madmaxishipandjiggy) | 60.99 | 83% | 2015-06-06 |
| 24834. | Ananta (anantaraha) | 60.99 | 95% | 2022-02-06 |
| 24835. | Rhys (theprofit23) | 60.99 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 24836. | Syed Ali (mafailure) | 60.99 | 97% | 2022-10-10 |
| 24837. | Farah (zynnix) | 60.99 | 93% | 2014-09-19 |
| 24838. | LARRY (larrydavidcurb) | 60.98 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 24839. | Maxi (maxi) | 60.98 | — | 2009-04-28 |
| 24840. | Limon (mhlimon) | 60.97 | 99% | 2021-10-07 |
| 24841. | Metti (metti) | 60.97 | 96% | 2017-11-19 |
| 24842. | Cyberian (cyberian_husky) | 60.97 | 98.5% | 2021-01-28 |
| 24843. | zezima (zezima) | 60.97 | — | 2010-07-03 |
| 24844. | Khayet (khayet) | 60.97 | 95% | 2012-07-23 |
| 24845. | Michael (rugby4life) | 60.97 | 90% | 2013-02-18 |
| 24846. | Jean (meanjean2you) | 60.97 | — | 2009-05-07 |
| 24847. | Bremel (demades) | 60.96 | 95% | 2018-01-26 |
| 24848. | isha (halli2013) | 60.96 | — | 2009-11-22 |
| 24849. | omar (ajouom) | 60.96 | 96% | 2023-11-01 |
| 24850. | adugna (adex_22) | 60.96 | 95% | 2021-11-08 |
| 24851. | Faidullah (pappus) | 60.96 | 95% | 2022-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |