So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12400. | Rub (rubd) | 81.06 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 12401. | Reza (bananagholem) | 81.06 | 93% | 2013-07-01 |
| 12402. | workmad3 (workmad3) | 81.05 | 93% | 2011-11-03 |
| 12403. | davy (octopu5) | 81.05 | 99% | 2021-12-13 |
| 12404. | Nick (typeguy) | 81.05 | — | 2009-07-21 |
| 12405. | Jonathan (jtmadden61) | 81.05 | 92% | 2013-10-13 |
| 12406. | Zachary (zacmanman) | 81.05 | 93% | 2015-09-03 |
| 12407. | mit (mit1984) | 81.05 | — | 2009-11-08 |
| 12408. | mic (michaljanik) | 81.04 | 94% | 2021-05-13 |
| 12409. | Jason (silv3rjam) | 81.04 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 12410. | Ili (humprawr) | 81.04 | 95% | 2016-09-29 |
| 12411. | pablo (pablo_rm1197) | 81.04 | 95% | 2023-02-13 |
| 12412. | Dennis (shinura) | 81.04 | 97% | 2016-03-17 |
| 12413. | Soup (k2824262) | 81.04 | 99% | 2017-05-22 |
| 12414. | Lam (eeric) | 81.04 | 96% | 2011-10-13 |
| 12415. | deadman (aarrgggghh) | 81.04 | 96% | 2018-05-25 |
| 12416. | Liam (twickers) | 81.03 | — | 2008-11-07 |
| 12417. | Petar (petar030) | 81.03 | 93.1% | 2023-10-11 |
| 12418. | NIL (nildesu) | 81.03 | 98% | 2019-03-23 |
| 12419. | Martin (martinlxn) | 81.03 | 99% | 2018-08-09 |
| 12420. | ARLU (frank87) | 81.03 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 12421. | Dongfeng (besieger) | 81.03 | 99% | 2020-09-29 |
| 12422. | ban (lapsap) | 81.03 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 12423. | Dominic (dliubryant24) | 81.03 | 96% | 2018-02-05 |
| 12424. | Ms.Chapin (chapinj) | 81.03 | — | 2009-11-02 |
| 12425. | red (redcrimson24) | 81.02 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 12426. | A (avoh0) | 81.01 | 96% | 2023-07-13 |
| 12427. | L (_musty_rice_) | 81.01 | 96% | 2022-06-30 |
| 12428. | huddled (haraldgb) | 81.01 | 98% | 2020-05-15 |
| 12429. | Redhair. (chaozblu) | 81.01 | — | 2010-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |