The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16570. | Ojas (fatboigaming) | 78.45 | 96.6% | 2024-03-18 |
| 16571. | Petter (ph140) | 78.45 | 96% | 2023-05-08 |
| 16572. | Erick (smittywerben) | 78.45 | 97% | 2024-06-01 |
| 16573. | Bennie (punitive_medal) | 78.44 | 97.6% | 2024-03-06 |
| 16574. | Luca Guiga (ucalay) | 78.44 | 97% | 2025-05-13 |
| 16575. | Skye (skyeastras) | 78.44 | 96.2% | 2024-12-07 |
| 16576. | Chase (chaseng) | 78.44 | 96% | 2022-01-24 |
| 16577. | 1337Kjell (elitkjell) | 78.44 | 98% | 2025-07-22 |
| 16578. | Jargan (jargan) | 78.44 | 94% | 2013-02-13 |
| 16579. | opop (opop_popo) | 78.44 | 97% | 2024-02-09 |
| 16580. | Bryan (spdpnd98) | 78.44 | 98.7% | 2023-07-04 |
| 16581. | Steven (eeekom) | 78.44 | 96% | 2025-05-18 |
| 16582. | Mark (maolson97) | 78.44 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 16583. | Guilherme (guidoteiro) | 78.44 | 93% | 2014-02-17 |
| 16584. | Luigi (typerlouis) | 78.44 | 95% | 2011-06-13 |
| 16585. | chris (chriswen42) | 78.44 | 98% | 2014-02-02 |
| 16586. | kamalpanhwar@gmail.com (kam... | 78.43 | 99% | 2023-11-20 |
| 16587. | yord (yord) | 78.43 | 96% | 2024-03-27 |
| 16588. | Josh R (b0wser) | 78.43 | 94% | 2024-07-02 |
| 16589. | Christian (bacrown) | 78.43 | 87% | 2013-07-12 |
| 16590. | Stephen (stephenmorganx) | 78.43 | 96% | 2016-05-19 |
| 16591. | Slack (slack) | 78.43 | 96% | 2014-12-22 |
| 16592. | Lame (lamers) | 78.43 | — | 2011-01-15 |
| 16593. | A (etulf) | 78.43 | 95% | 2014-07-26 |
| 16594. | Racing4Allys☯n†ツ☄10... | 78.42 | 97.1% | 2024-08-23 |
| 16595. | FURIOUS (furious777) | 78.42 | 97.8% | 2024-03-28 |
| 16596. | jekieee (yummytea) | 78.42 | 96.4% | 2024-09-23 |
| 16597. | trss (trss) | 78.42 | 99% | 2022-05-13 |
| 16598. | Daniel (danjacko1) | 78.42 | 96% | 2019-07-24 |
| 16599. | spencer (sinisterserpent) | 78.42 | 96% | 2025-01-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |