As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6929. | Dill (duragdill) | 91.71 | 97.2% | 2023-12-14 |
| 6930. | Dony (maximaloutput) | 91.71 | 99% | 2018-10-21 |
| 6931. | Hylomorphic (hylomorphic) | 91.71 | 95% | 2016-02-22 |
| 6932. | julian (julian3213) | 91.70 | 98.9% | 2023-10-27 |
| 6933. | Jesse (jessekapane) | 91.70 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
| 6934. | Ryan (yanray) | 91.70 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 6935. | dean (geedud2) | 91.70 | 98% | 2020-05-19 |
| 6936. | lgbtqia2+ 2023 (reapwhatusow) | 91.69 | 97.4% | 2023-11-15 |
| 6937. | Denec (denec) | 91.69 | 96% | 2025-04-06 |
| 6938. | water (watercat10) | 91.67 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
| 6939. | Cat-Dvorak (ardemus2) | 91.67 | 98% | 2016-04-05 |
| 6940. | Stephen (canasferatu) | 91.66 | 97% | 2022-05-04 |
| 6941. | Luuk (luukdeman111) | 91.66 | 97% | 2021-03-28 |
| 6942. | Dylan (dyl0e) | 91.65 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
| 6943. | Art (artkhl) | 91.65 | 98% | 2024-08-24 |
| 6944. | Nobu (nobunakamura) | 91.65 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 6945. | lalazuv (lalazuv) | 91.64 | 97% | 2023-09-03 |
| 6946. | Nobody is perfect. (odareal... | 91.64 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
| 6947. | Crystal (crystal_angelo) | 91.64 | 98% | 2023-10-22 |
| 6948. | Albert (tastiermite) | 91.64 | 97.7% | 2021-02-20 |
| 6949. | chekic (chekic) | 91.64 | 97% | 2022-04-29 |
| 6950. | qazaqyanke (qazaqyanke) | 91.63 | 98% | 2024-03-22 |
| 6951. | Tom (tom_shipley) | 91.63 | 96.8% | 2025-01-25 |
| 6952. | Colin (sticklin10) | 91.63 | 91% | 2016-05-17 |
| 6953. | Tarako (tarako) | 91.63 | 96% | 2015-04-24 |
| 6954. | HotClaw (hotclaw) | 91.62 | 100% | 2021-01-09 |
| 6955. | world man (fricked) | 91.62 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
| 6956. | DayVIS (yoyochecktisout) | 91.62 | 93% | 2016-06-04 |
| 6957. | Richard (jorimi) | 91.61 | 97.5% | 2025-02-09 |
| 6958. | T (simonhawk) | 91.61 | 92% | 2015-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |