So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23731. | Carlos (crosal2378) | 62.76 | 95% | 2021-04-26 |
| 23732. | OmeO (omeo) | 62.76 | 98% | 2013-10-09 |
| 23733. | John (john_acumen) | 62.76 | 88% | 2012-11-13 |
| 23734. | Linda (bermuda) | 62.75 | — | 2009-01-22 |
| 23735. | CHONG YU JIE (yujie_is_typing) | 62.75 | 95% | 2021-05-21 |
| 23736. | E (eoc17) | 62.75 | 95% | 2012-09-10 |
| 23737. | Miha (vuce) | 62.75 | 96% | 2011-12-25 |
| 23738. | Gill (gillbates) | 62.74 | — | 2009-06-21 |
| 23739. | bbdnoir (bbd_noir) | 62.74 | 94% | 2021-09-03 |
| 23740. | Nanna (museaddict) | 62.74 | — | 2010-06-06 |
| 23741. | Costas (costas992) | 62.74 | 88% | 2016-05-26 |
| 23742. | why cheat on something that... | 62.74 | 93% | 2012-06-06 |
| 23743. | Mynte (myntepapir) | 62.73 | 94% | 2016-01-13 |
| 23744. | Naomi (naomielianora) | 62.73 | 95% | 2021-08-02 |
| 23745. | Kyle (valruss) | 62.73 | 93% | 2016-06-09 |
| 23746. | phong (anzusun) | 62.73 | 96% | 2012-09-07 |
| 23747. | quitlesspogspeed (pogspeed) | 62.72 | 94% | 2022-04-27 |
| 23748. | Sylvester (sylvestertyper) | 62.72 | 93% | 2016-03-01 |
| 23749. | ladnerlad (ladnerlad) | 62.72 | 96% | 2022-04-06 |
| 23750. | Phuoc (phuocchubeo) | 62.72 | 96% | 2023-02-19 |
| 23751. | muhamad (taqiabdulaziz) | 62.72 | 95% | 2019-10-23 |
| 23752. | Hasan (hasan_elhussein) | 62.72 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 23753. | Jembob (jembob) | 62.72 | — | 2009-08-04 |
| 23754. | Esad (brentiani) | 62.72 | 89% | 2015-01-20 |
| 23755. | Index to (index) | 62.72 | — | 2010-02-13 |
| 23756. | Ferresmash (ferdinandohrn) | 62.71 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 23757. | Bla (blablub) | 62.71 | 90% | 2015-08-09 |
| 23758. | Mer (mer5432) | 62.71 | 92% | 2015-06-18 |
| 23759. | Tomaz (dragart) | 62.71 | 99% | 2022-03-08 |
| 23760. | sandrinha.com.br (mainardes) | 62.71 | 96% | 2011-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |