See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2360. | Boris (bb667) | 111.47 | 98% | 2020-09-01 |
| 2361. | Colemak (cubexp208) | 111.47 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 2362. | j (jg09) | 111.46 | 98.1% | 2025-04-02 |
| 2363. | Graduate (gate26) | 111.45 | 99.2% | 2024-03-29 |
| 2364. | bombstrap. (bombstrap) | 111.43 | 99% | 2021-03-16 |
| 2365. | JC (juancamr) | 111.42 | 99% | 2024-07-17 |
| 2366. | Oliver (pastapower05) | 111.41 | 99% | 2022-03-24 |
| 2367. | Sugar Honey (engscholar15) | 111.39 | 99% | 2022-10-15 |
| 2368. | ALFARU (alfaru) | 111.37 | 98% | 2023-07-23 |
| 2369. | hus 🧟 (hus_the_bus) | 111.37 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 2370. | Jason (terminatorer) | 111.37 | 99% | 2021-01-04 |
| 2371. | Henry (dumbutgood) | 111.37 | 100% | 2021-04-01 |
| 2372. | Macy (macylace) | 111.36 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 2373. | MS (damanthc) | 111.36 | 98.4% | 2023-05-21 |
| 2374. | Hersh (hbhargava) | 111.36 | 96.9% | 2023-10-15 |
| 2375. | idw103 (idw103) | 111.35 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 2376. | Luis (duelistone) | 111.34 | 98% | 2023-09-23 |
| 2377. | kyubkubkubkubyub (kyubkubku... | 111.34 | 98% | 2022-02-03 |
| 2378. | William (willhyt) | 111.34 | 99.2% | 2021-02-21 |
| 2379. | adend (grand_wizard) | 111.34 | 98% | 2023-01-21 |
| 2380. | shashinagraj (nagrajshashi) | 111.33 | 100% | 2025-06-12 |
| 2381. | D3LTA (d3lta) | 111.32 | 98.8% | 2023-09-19 |
| 2382. | no (no_quitting_please) | 111.32 | 98% | 2022-03-05 |
| 2383. | cade (lunacy_) | 111.32 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
| 2384. | NotSnowz (notsnowz) | 111.29 | 97.1% | 2024-07-15 |
| 2385. | glenn (bukseng) | 111.28 | 100% | 2022-05-13 |
| 2386. | Ethan (ethantai) | 111.28 | 99% | 2021-07-28 |
| 2387. | David (chaehdavid) | 111.26 | 98.1% | 2023-10-13 |
| 2388. | mil (you_sorta_sus) | 111.26 | 99% | 2022-07-31 |
| 2389. | Kanti (gunjique) | 111.26 | 97.4% | 2023-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |