Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3864. | muhammad (faisalwaqas65) | 69.58 | 97% | 2020-04-09 |
| 3865. | Zobo (raynmetal) | 69.57 | 97% | 2017-07-05 |
| 3866. | Antti (antchu17) | 69.57 | 97% | 2020-10-19 |
| 3867. | David (davidlalo) | 69.57 | 96% | 2018-08-23 |
| 3868. | Sugandese (arjeyoo) | 69.54 | 96% | 2017-10-18 |
| 3869. | alfouran (munstadis) | 69.53 | 96% | 2020-08-25 |
| 3870. | David (chronic_cross) | 69.53 | 97% | 2019-02-10 |
| 3871. | Mohibur (shuvo94) | 69.50 | 97% | 2019-01-08 |
| 3872. | Jeffrey (jeff7263) | 69.50 | 96% | 2020-06-09 |
| 3873. | Derry (siribackwards) | 69.49 | 95% | 2019-02-12 |
| 3874. | Max (brunkii) | 69.48 | 95% | 2018-05-30 |
| 3875. | Saif (maliksaif) | 69.47 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 3876. | Slow (giorgiv4) | 69.46 | 95% | 2020-12-19 |
| 3877. | Ajay singh (ajaybhadauriya) | 69.46 | 97% | 2020-05-24 |
| 3878. | Memo (memo58) | 69.45 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
| 3879. | Edrick (beezdrickz) | 69.44 | 96% | 2019-06-24 |
| 3880. | Aaron (kyrgyzstan) | 69.41 | 95% | 2018-09-03 |
| 3881. | April (aprillindee) | 69.41 | 97% | 2017-07-15 |
| 3882. | Nitesh (niteshp) | 69.40 | 95% | 2019-05-17 |
| 3883. | Jonas (wodie) | 69.40 | 97% | 2019-03-05 |
| 3884. | Kardo (kardoj) | 69.38 | 96% | 2017-12-26 |
| 3885. | Arsalan (vodkagunznbabez) | 69.38 | 96% | 2020-06-20 |
| 3886. | Galatia (xisnyang) | 69.35 | 95% | 2019-12-24 |
| 3887. | Kumar (kumar_thapa1) | 69.34 | 97% | 2019-09-15 |
| 3888. | EdJr (edjr) | 69.34 | 97% | 2019-05-28 |
| 3889. | Lucca (9fingersonly) | 69.32 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 3890. | Dante (_trying) | 69.32 | 97% | 2019-09-07 |
| 3891. | Tom (twrig144) | 69.31 | 96% | 2020-03-16 |
| 3892. | tekaas (tekaas) | 69.31 | 96% | 2018-10-08 |
| 3893. | DaRealSiri (darealsiri) | 69.29 | 96% | 2020-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |