You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2082. | Jahed (jahed100) | 71.44 | 97% | 2020-10-16 |
| 2083. | uchka (uchka0826) | 71.39 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 2084. | Deveshwar (deveshwar) | 71.38 | 97% | 2018-10-24 |
| 2085. | Blue (blue4269) | 71.37 | 96% | 2019-11-20 |
| 2086. | Ryan (godawesome) | 71.34 | 96% | 2018-02-23 |
| 2087. | Nur Almira (almira30) | 71.30 | 96% | 2020-03-23 |
| 2088. | marshal (sharpie0101) | 71.26 | 98% | 2020-08-01 |
| 2089. | Vittal (vittalgpai) | 71.26 | 96% | 2018-10-29 |
| 2090. | Alex (p08r) | 71.17 | 95% | 2020-03-11 |
| 2091. | csAxer8 (csaxer) | 71.15 | 95% | 2020-07-10 |
| 2092. | Charles (charlesssxavier) | 71.10 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
| 2093. | Atif (pakistan_786) | 71.05 | 98% | 2020-01-14 |
| 2094. | Vincent (jvgcalites) | 71.05 | 96% | 2020-01-06 |
| 2095. | Zoe (zoerty) | 71.05 | 97% | 2018-05-17 |
| 2096. | ahaha (tugarinovite) | 71.04 | 94% | 2018-04-14 |
| 2097. | Joshua (fehho) | 71.03 | 96% | 2020-05-04 |
| 2098. | Tachanka (tachankabestop) | 70.96 | 95% | 2019-04-05 |
| 2099. | Aaron (kyrgyzstan) | 70.96 | 96% | 2018-09-08 |
| 2100. | Gabe (gcoleman051) | 70.94 | 95% | 2019-08-15 |
| 2101. | Michael (azumifan) | 70.93 | 98% | 2018-03-28 |
| 2102. | Bilbo (bilboballins) | 70.82 | 93% | 2020-11-26 |
| 2103. | Iftekhar (iftekhar2495) | 70.82 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
| 2104. | 1834 (busey) | 70.69 | 97% | 2019-10-22 |
| 2105. | PhroomPhroom (phosure47) | 70.62 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
| 2106. | zzz (snorl4x) | 70.61 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
| 2107. | Rami (nub_paws) | 70.59 | 95% | 2018-03-24 |
| 2108. | DC (dcl238) | 70.56 | 95% | 2019-01-13 |
| 2109. | Thomas (thomas70) | 70.54 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
| 2110. | Michael (mikenike52899) | 70.51 | 94% | 2019-04-12 |
| 2111. | Dhiva (dhivaa) | 70.49 | 96% | 2018-08-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |